Ban the person above you!

[catstaff]

Banned for arguing like a five-year-old.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not giving me a cookie.

[Lagie]

Banned for expecting treats.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not bringing food.

[Lagie]

Banned for not knowing I lost the food this morning.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not texting that info directly to me.

[catstaff]

Banned for requiring texts rather than being telepathic.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not notifying us that @trystan is plotting ebils. 

[trystan]

banned for tagging me for some silly random reason.  no one knows what i'm plotting - not even me!

[catstaff]

Banned for being clueless.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for banning yourself

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for feathering your nest with paper currency instead of feathers.

[Lovecats]

Banned for destruction of currency and property of Corvi's capitalistic nesting system.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for selling Corvik the inflammable nest.

[Syiren]

Banned for forgetting the ramen I asked for!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I didn't forget,it. I ate it.

[Syiren]

Gasp! Banned for eating my ramen!!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for expecting me to not eat like a horse, and for giving me That Look...

 

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[Syiren]

Banned for always getting the perfect gifs at the right time. (Seriously, that gave me a good laugh)

 

 

[Lagie]

Banned for laughing at coincidence.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for celebrating any birthdays. Some of us don't have one, you know?

[Lagie]

Banned for not having a birthday?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because 'you hatched the day after the Plated Colossus stepped in the fumarole' is not a date on the calendar. 

 

@SomeRandomCorviknight is also banned for leaving catstaff and Lovecats in the cornfield.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for pinging me while I was in a hotel

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being rich enough to stay in a hotel.