Ban the person above you!

[Lovecats]

Banned for purple! No purple allowed. Purple bad.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for having a purple and pink award cookie.

[PrincessLucy]

Banned for having a cookie in your signature. I love cookies, but I am diabetic.

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for craving a 6 month old cookie. 

[PrincessLucy]

Banned for hanging on to any kind of cookie for 6 months.

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for dissing my family heirlooms.

[Lovecats]

Banned for having family heirlooms. This suggests you have a somewhat decent, caring family, which isn't allowed here.

[Docthings]

Banned for even mentioning caring families here. How dare you break the unspoken rule.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Both of you banned for assuming anyone cares about me.

[_Ro_]

Banned for assuming nobody cares about you.

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because hellhorses are unlovable.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for taking my soul and putting me in your fridge to stop me from commenting

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not loving me and for escaping the fridge. Get back in there. You're not acclimated to the heat.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not having a samsung smart refrigerator

 

[Lovecats]

Banned for relying on a refridgerator to survive anthropogenic climate change. Come on out and suffer like the rest of us, please.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not switching to solar

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not having enough in the box to afford a solar panel.

[Lovecats]

Banned for contributing to climate change by having all these fires in your signature. I'm more sustainable, as the only fire I have is in my profile picture. 😍

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you set a much bigger fire. It's like all those one drink limit memes.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for giving me visual alcohol poisoning via image.

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[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because it's the garnishments that really sickened you.

[Lovecats]

Banned for being anti-vegetable. We are all vegetables here, so don't discriminate please.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Speak for yourself. I'm a fungus.

 

Banned for overgeneralization.

[Docthings]

Banned for not changing your pfp in a while.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for trying to get sunrise to change her pfp for the 10000th time