Ban the person above you!

[Docthings]

Banned for assuming that I won't stop you.

[Ashi_ru]

banned for zombifying dragons

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not supporting the undead.

[Aqub]

Banned for having 889 posts instead of 888

[Docthings]

Banned for favouring even posts.

Edited May 10, 2021 by Kassy

[HangeZoe]

Banned for favouring any posts

Edited May 10, 2021 by Gavvv24

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you're supposed to flavor posts, make them juicy and spicy. Not favour them.

[Docthings]

Banned for making me hungry.

 

[HangeZoe]

Banned for being hungry

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being zombieless.

[HangeZoe]

(What?)

Banned for talking about something I don’t know exists. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not having any zombie dragons on your scroll.

[Lagie]

Banned for obsessing about zombies.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not appreciating the forces of darkness more. 🦉

[Lagie]

Banned for using an owl in your post, even if it is cute.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for having too many chihua...Mints.

[Lagie]

 

Banned for mistaking mints for small yappy dogs.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because I darn well feel like it. So there!

[Syiren]

Banned for banning a banner without a bannable reason.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because she did it to me first.

[Lagie]

Banned for protesting too much.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for trying to restrict my right to protest.

[Lagie]

Banned for sounding far too much like the customer on Saturday who complained we were restricting her freedom of speech by simply asking her not not be quite so negative about things.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for comparing me to a thief.

[Docthings]

Banned for being compared to a thief.