Ban the person above you!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for forgetting Labyrinth! 

 

[catstaff]

Banned because your buddy there looks lonesome.

[StarKaabii]

Banned for not going to keep him company.

[catstaff]

Banned because they wouldn't let me bring my cats on the trip.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because your employer says it's only a temporary inconvenience .

[Lagie]

Banned for making me giggle.

[MoonStormSong]

Banned for giggling

[StarKaabii]

Banned for changing your avatar between me clicking on this notification and now.

[Syiren]

Banned because your avatar looks even cooler than the last time I saw it.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for abandoning your insomnia here.

[StarKaabii]

Banned because I can’t think of a creative reason to ban you.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not calling on the Goblin King for help.

 

[StarKaabii]

Banned for Goblin King pony.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not embracing the concept.

[purpledragonclaw]

Banned for your avatar reminding me of Tempest Shadow.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because it's ponified Midnight Sparkle. 

Also Tempest's name is Fizzlepop Berrytwist.

[Jamari]

Banned for making word salad.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not speaking the lingo.

[Jamari]

banned for saying ringo.

[StarKaabii]

Banned for being anonymous.

[Jamari]

banned for using one vowel, two times in a row. {That's not  even a language, is it?}

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for bringing up a sore subject.

[Jamari]

banned for sticking up for the linguistically challenged.

[StarKaabii]

Banned because if you’re referring to my username, it’s a reference to the Kirby anime. I actually typo’d it a bit on my scroll, it should be StarKaabii, but I decided to set my forum name to match my scroll name while I’m waiting a whole bloody year help me to fix the latter.

[Jamari]

OIC. Very well put, but unfortunately, too long and wordy. So you are banned...