Ban the person above you!

[catstaff]

Banned for playing the Blame Game.

[Syiren]

Banned for not gaming the blame!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for too much gaming. Plant some Russian kale.

[catstaff]

Banned because kale is gross.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because you're not supposed to eat it, just look at it.

 

[StarKaabii]

Banned because I actually love kale. It’s delicious if you season it the right way and cook it ‘til it’s nice and crispy, but not burnt.

[catstaff]

Banned for trying to convince the rest of us that kale is delicious.

[StarKaabii]

Banned for blinding yourself to the truth of kale’s deliciousness.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because freeze dried sugar snaps are superior.

[Lovecats]

Banned for eating. You should be able to synthesise your own bodily energy by now.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for returning to monitor my diet.

[catstaff]

Banned for objecting to being monitored - Big Brother is watching.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for violating my privacy and eating my ice cream. 

[catstaff]

Banned for leaving that Ben and Jerry's where I could find it.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for thinking I can afford to hide freezers like safes.

[MoonStormSong]

Banned because cats are better

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because ponies are best.

[catstaff]

Banned because fish are delicious when battered and fried.

[Lagie]

Banned for reinforcing the fish and chips craving I've had the last few days.

[catstaff]

Banned for not just having fish and chips and satisfying that craving.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for offering obvious solutions.

[catstaff]

Banned for not following the KISS principle.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for daring to mention KISS. We want labyrinth and puzzles. 

[catstaff]

Banned for mentioning Labyrinth without paying proper homage to Jareth.

[StarKaabii]

Banned because I forgot all about Labyrinth.