Posted April 20, 2021 (edited) 124. Clicking on an egg with the description 'This light egg is floating in the air' in a biome will open 99 tabs on your browser. Have fun finding which one actually contains the egg before another player does. Edited April 20, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise Share this post Link to post
Posted April 20, 2021 125: Introducing PH1LZ to a zombie hatchling. (iykyk) Share this post Link to post
Posted April 20, 2021 10 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said: 124. Clicking on an egg with the description 'This light egg is floating in the air' in a biome will open 99 tabs on your browser. Have fun finding which one actually contains the egg before another player does. I guess you could say the situation ballooned. 😎 (seriously though, RIP your browser.) 126. Try to go for the big dragon man by attempting to zombify the dragcave servers. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 27, 2021 127. All Verified Thuweds are now Verified Boss Level Over 9,000. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 1, 2021 128. Use dragcave as a side-hustle to sell dragons to collectors, thus employing hundreds of unpaid labourers to harvest Equinoxes, Purples, Skysilks and Mints for their destined audiences, never sharing the fruits of labour with the worker class. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 1, 2021 129. The lineage link now moves away from the cursor, giving mobile users an unfair advantage while non-touchscreen users chase the link all around the page. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 7, 2021 (edited) 130. New release - special egg that only appears to mobile users. Everyone else gets an Balloon egg consolation prize. Edited May 7, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise Share this post Link to post
Posted May 7, 2021 131. Birthday update brings a mobile layout overhaul which breaks everything for mobile users so only desktop users can take advantage of the lovely new dragons and features. 😏 Share this post Link to post
Posted May 7, 2021 132. The mobile users get full grown sprite alts of the Birthday new releases. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 10, 2021 133. Just hack and close down all the servers for the entire day of DC's birthday. Happy birthday, guys. Spoiler Share this post Link to post
Posted May 10, 2021 134. Resprite the Labradorites so they turn into xenomorphs at night. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 12, 2021 135. On June 1st, all Rosebuds will be renamed Prospective Bridesmaid and on an recently inactive scroll is a female Royal Crimson named The Bride in italics with verified bride below it. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 13, 2021 136. Hack into TJ's forum account to make a post spoiling every piece of DC lore, revealing all secrets about the cave and essentially making any upcoming surprises defunct. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 15, 2021 137. On May 31st, a banner will pop up and scroll the lyrics to Edwin Starr's 'War' right across a link on the page. Good luck stealing that egg. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 15, 2021 138. Mess up the dragon code generator so it just produces dragons with swears and vulgarities for codes. Spoiler "Ewwww! Why's there a () code on my sweet little Pargulus pygmy??" 😭 Share this post Link to post
Posted May 15, 2021 139. Resprite all Mint dragons so they're posed on toothbrush bristles. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 16, 2021 12 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said: 139. Resprite all Mint dragons so they're posed on toothbrush bristles. You really did just do this, didn't you? Spoiler My breeding plans are out the window. 140. Just give all the dragon sprites useless accessories which break the lore, game, immersive experience and everyone's minds. Spoiler She is my Sinomom Share this post Link to post
Posted May 16, 2021 Awesome illustrations, @lovecats99! 141. Scramble the biomes so the eggs end up in random places. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 16, 2021 142. On June 14th, Balloon Dragons will resemble the Donald Trump crying baby balloons. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 17, 2021 143. Mess up everyone's usernames so they just get jumbled and randomly assorted. Goodbye Lovecats, hello crabMAN1337! Share this post Link to post
Posted May 18, 2021 144. Fill everyone's eggs slots with fresh caught Khusa eggs when the birthday release starts. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 18, 2021 make it so when ever you try to click on a CB gold egg it highlights and i get it before you can reselect it Share this post Link to post
Posted May 19, 2021 (edited) 146. Clicking on an AP/biome egg after you reached your egg limits will abandon all your eggs and hatchlings to the AP. You couldn't be satisfied with what you had, could you? Edited May 19, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise Share this post Link to post
Posted May 20, 2021 147. New egg description: This egg appears to have bite marks on it. Twist: The egg never hatches, because the hatchling is too scared to come out. The AP fills up with dying eggs. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 20, 2021 148. Change DC's calender so that 21st May doesn't exist so you can disappoint everyone. Share this post Link to post
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