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124. Clicking on an egg with the description 'This light egg is floating in the air' in a biome will open 99 tabs on your browser. Have fun finding which one actually contains the egg before another player does.

 

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10 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

124. Clicking on an egg with the description 'This light egg is floating in the air' in a biome will open 99 tabs on your browser. Have fun finding which one actually contains the egg before another player does.

 

I guess you could say the situation ballooned. 😎 (seriously though, RIP your browser.)

 

126. Try to go for the big dragon man by attempting to zombify the dragcave servers.

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127. All Verified Thuweds are now Verified Boss Level Over 9,000.

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128. Use dragcave as a side-hustle to sell dragons to collectors, thus employing hundreds of unpaid labourers to harvest Equinoxes, Purples, Skysilks and Mints for their destined audiences, never sharing the fruits of labour with the worker class.

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129. The lineage link now moves away from the cursor, giving mobile users an unfair advantage while non-touchscreen users chase the link all around the page.

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130. New release - special egg that only appears to mobile users. Everyone else gets an Balloon egg consolation prize.

 

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131. Birthday update brings a mobile layout overhaul which breaks everything for mobile users so only desktop users can take advantage of the lovely new dragons and features. 😏

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132. The mobile users get full grown sprite alts of the Birthday new releases.

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133. Just hack and close down all the servers for the entire day of DC's birthday. Happy birthday, guys.

Spoiler

You Get Nothing GIFs - Find & Share on GIPHY

 

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134. Resprite the Labradorites so they turn into xenomorphs at night. 

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135. On June 1st, all Rosebuds will be renamed Prospective Bridesmaid and on an recently inactive scroll is a female Royal Crimson named The Bride in italics with verified bride below it.

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136. Hack into TJ's forum account to make a post spoiling every piece of DC lore, revealing all secrets about the cave and essentially making any upcoming surprises defunct.

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137. On May 31st, a banner will pop up and scroll the lyrics to Edwin Starr's 'War' right across a link on the page. Good luck stealing that egg.

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138. Mess up the dragon code generator so it just produces dragons with swears and vulgarities for codes.

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"Ewwww! Why's there a (****) code on my sweet little Pargulus pygmy??" 😭

 

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139. Resprite all Mint dragons so they're posed on toothbrush bristles. 

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12 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

139. Resprite all Mint dragons so they're posed on toothbrush bristles. 

You really did just do this, didn't you?

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My breeding plans are out the window.

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140. Just give all the dragon sprites useless accessories which break the lore, game, immersive experience and everyone's minds.

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She is my Sinomom :wub:

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XD Awesome illustrations, @lovecats99!

 

141. Scramble the biomes so the eggs end up in random places.

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142. On June 14th, Balloon Dragons will resemble the Donald Trump crying baby balloons.

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143. Mess up everyone's usernames so they just get jumbled and randomly assorted. Goodbye Lovecats, hello crabMAN1337!

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144. Fill everyone's eggs slots with fresh caught Khusa eggs when the birthday release starts. 

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make it so when ever you try to click on a CB gold egg it highlights and i get it before you can reselect it

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146. Clicking on an AP/biome egg after you reached your egg limits will abandon all your eggs and hatchlings to the AP. You couldn't be satisfied with what you had, could you?

 

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147.  New egg description: This egg appears to have bite marks on it. Twist: The egg never hatches, because the hatchling is too scared to come out. The AP fills up with dying eggs.

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148. Change DC's calender so that 21st May doesn't exist so you can disappoint everyone.

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