1,000 ways to get kicked out of dragon school

[Totallymypassword]

51. Claim that the Daydream can control everyone's minds, and that everyone needs to wear tin foil hats.

[Clockwork Silver]

52. Steal gems from the Almandines, blame the Spessartines.

[Lovecats]

53. Convince everyone that the Lumina dragon is part of the Luminati.

Edited September 20, 2015 by lovecats99

[StormBirdRising]

54. Use a pillow dragon as a pillow and fall asleep during lecture.

[Indigo_Dragon]

55. Release a band of hellhorses, seragamma wyverns, and hellfire dragons into the library and step on their tails to make them mad and raging. Invite your friends to watch the spectacle and chew popcorn while you yell "WHO WILL WIN THE DRAGON FIRE BRAAAAAAAAAWL?!"

[StormBirdRising]

56. Put a Magma and an Ember dragon under the smoke detector to set off the alarm and the sprinkler system.

 

 

 

[Indigo_Dragon]

57. Swap the Dean's caveborn gold egg for a tiny mint egg that's painted gold. Deny any allegations even when your hands have metallic gold paint stains.

[Totallymypassword]

58. Have a nighttime festival, and refuse to invite Spirit Ward Dragons.

[Mirhana]

59. Animate your exam paper into a Paper dragon.

[Indigo_Dragon]

60. Melt all the cheese dragons into gooey cheese and make cheese sandwiches and mac and cheese out of them. Stuff the cafeteria with that food and call it "Mystery Pasta" and "Mystery Sandwiches" and don't tell anyone.

 

(Imagine if the cheese dragons tried to reform while bits of themselves are stuck INSIDE YOU? How creepy would that be!?)

[StormBirdRising]

(Imagine if the cheese dragons tried to reform while bits of themselves are stuck INSIDE YOU? How creepy would that be!?)

Good Grief.

 

61. Release all the Cavern Lurkers into the dorms at night.

[Draconiusultamius]

62. Perform ND experiments on the principal's prize egg.

[Lovecats]

63. At the Halloween Disco, attempt to Zombify the Water Walkers because 'they all look like aliens and would make great Zombies.'

Edited September 28, 2015 by lovecats99

[Draconiusultamius]

64. Placing all the silver dragons outside during flight training to blind everyone flying.

[Lovecats]

65. Convince the Sweetling that the Gemshard dragon's eggs are made out of Jelly Beans and are truly edible.

[Mirhana]

66. Suggest French class is taught by a Cheese dragon made of Roquefort.

[StormBirdRising]

67. Tell the professor that a Magma ate your homework.

[Lovecats]

68. Summon a GoN to do your Maths homework.

[Moonlight_Eevee]

70. Dress up like Dracula with two vampire dragons as your bodyguards and claim that you want to suck the egg yolk of the principle's prized egg.

[Naraku]

71. Having the Whiptails race through the hall at breakneck speed during class/period change.

Edited December 5, 2015 by JolteonTails

[Moonlight_Eevee]

72. Give Sunny D to Sunrise dragons claiming they will glow like the sun if they drink five whole gallons each

[Naraku]

73. Decorating immobile Nocturnes with Christmas ornaments, tinsels, and lights.

[Lovecats]

74. Use Permanent Pink Paint on the Stripe dragon to prove that, in Biology, environmental factors can truly change the colour of a dragon.

[Moonlight_Eevee]

75. Have a chicken chug down an entire soda

[Naraku]

76. Bugging an extremely appealing dragon with perfect lineage to breed with your matching dragon.