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The Vending Machine

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I steal the contents inside the vending machine, then breaks the glass and escape.

 

I insert an envelope.

Edited by JolteonTails

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The envelope grows feet and waddles out of the vending machine.

 

I insert...a human head.

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The vending machine shakes violently

 

I insert an angry Utahraptor

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It calls for help but due to the loudness of it's call, the machine crushes it with the springs that hold the snacks. (A delicious death indeed)

 

I insert an Andominous Rex.

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The vending machine turns green, including all its contents.

 

 

I insert an iguana.

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The iguana morphs into a dinosaur and eats the vending machine, then poops it back out.

I insert myself.

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The vending machine rumbles in fear

 

I insert an angry Blue Eyes White Dragon

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Out comes a lawsuit from the creators of Yu-Gi-Oh

 

 

I insert Path_Light

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The vending machine burps after drinking the Mountain Dew

 

I insert an angry Red Eyes Black Dragon

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Out comes a little lizard...

 

I insert a cookie...

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The vending machine moves

 

I insert an angry Tyrannosaurus Rex

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The Tyrannosaurus is crushed by the simplicity and small space of the vending machine.

 

I insert a baby Blue Nebula dragon.

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The vending machine rumbles

 

I insert an angry Red Eyes Black Dragon and Velociraptor

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Rainbows come out.

I insert a Brimstone Dragon egg that is totally not mine.

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The dog runs out and barks up the wrong tree, so to speak.

 

I insert a scary vampire.

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The sun rises outside and the vampire burns to a crisp. The ashes blow away with the wind.

 

I insert a sunflower.

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The vending machine explodes and Sunflower seeds fly everywhere. I replace the machine.

 

I insert myself.

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You get stuck in the vending machine and are forced to live off mediocre snack food for eternity

 

I insert a washing machine

Edited by bekhamliddell

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You get a box of Tide...

 

I insert the Wizard of OZ...

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