My hill!

[Esko]

Uh...how does ripping the newspaper with my pee on it claim the hill for you?

 

[/moar logicked]

 

The hill belongs to me and Valv, thank you

Edited April 17, 2015 by Esko_the_Wolf

[Naraku]

*pulls up Esko and Valv's flag and drops it to the ground*

 

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

 

My hill, thank you.

[Esko]

*pees on Jolteon too*

 

Mine

[Naraku]

...Would you like some doggy biscuits instead of the hill, Esko? -shows a box full of dog biscuits, rattles it a bit-

[Esko]

Oh please

 

*teleports them to me and nibbles on them, plopping on the hill*

 

All mine

[Naraku]

Not a very smart idea, as these biscuits contain chocolate. I knew you would snatch it away from me immediately, bad wolf. Now I'd like to see you try to survive~

 

My hill.

[Esko]

Magic

 

*uses magic to keep me ailve*

 

There

 

*pees on everything*

 

Mine

[Path Light]

*Takes Valvatorez and Esko_the_Wolf's flag and throws it to the tree*

My castle hill!

[Esko]

*pees on Path*

 

You are mine

 

Still, everything is mine

[Path Light]

*Cleans the urine off by using a water hose*

My castle hill!

[Valvatorez]

If it's a castle I know what to do.

 

*takes out a small device and places it on the apparent castle and walks away.*

 

Y'all might wanna step back.

 

*presses a button as it gets sucked up to another dimension.*

 

*then picks up the apparent flag and stabs it into the hill*

 

No problem is to great for the great Valvatorez.

[Esko]

AND Esko. Remeber

 

Also, urine is not easily washable. There is still the scent and the gross germs and stuff.

 

Mine

[Path Light]

*Builds a lighting flag and places it on my castle hill*

My lighting castle hill!

Edited April 17, 2015 by Path Light

[Valvatorez]

Yes and Esko, also the castle hill is no more it got sucked up to the twelfth direction, or maybe thirteenth I don't recall.

 

Also if you place that there it means I'm the owner of the hill, I'm good friends with lighting so still mine and Eskos

[Path Light]

*Gets another time machine and teleports the hill to the Earth*

Oh yeah! My castle lighting hill!

[Darien]

BOO!...

[Valvatorez]

Well if you went back in time doesn't that mean.

 

*the hill castle is sucked up by another portal*

 

Yup, time travel confusing stuff.

[Darien]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, that was fun...

[Path Light]

*Roars and takes Valvatorez's powers*

[Valvatorez]

Now that is impossible for I have to much power for anyone but me to hold.

 

*Path light explodes*

 

See my power is to awesome, a former tyrant must have such power, that and sardines give me power.

Edited April 24, 2015 by Valvatorez

[Path Light]

*Roars and hides in a hill castle*

Now try to get me, little bat king!

[Valvatorez]

Well I am no bat king, nor am I little more of a average height for a demon maybe a bit taller.

 

*cuts the castle in half with a sword skill*

 

Or maybe a little taller then that.

[Path Light]

*Builds the hill castle 8 times*

Now how you can cut my hill castle, little bat king?!

[Valvatorez]

Like this.

 

*slashes 8 times destroying each castle.*

 

Not even breaking a sweat.

[Esko]

Okay, aaaand

 

*turns hill into an active volcano and volcanodamageproofs me and Val*

 

See, now we have a defensive hill that cannot harm us!