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The cat ate your gift, so I'm sending you the cat.

 

That was mine! smile.gif Along with another one posted here, the frostbite riddle. Glad to see mine are getting out there. smile.gif

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What is green, covered with tinsel and says "Ribbit, ribbit?" A mistle-toad

 

Gods. Really?  laugh.gif

 

That would be me xd.png and I usually send it attached to a green box with green tinsel laugh.gif

 

 

Just received the following:

What's green, sour and swims in an aquarium? A trop-pickle fish!

--Jocosa

Edited by Hailwidis

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This gift killed me vv

Why is this box shaking? Is that .... blood? Perhaps you shouldn't open it!

#Jocosa

 

It was a black box and it had a red ribbon. xd.png

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This present has an orange aura radiating from it.

haha, a magi reference! Love it, even came with an orange box! Hmm, I think I might start collecting dragon references.. They rather interesting & funny...

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

#Firedda

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

#Firedda

But what about the glue?

#Firedda

I knew you'd get stuck there.

#Firedda

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This present has an orange aura radiating from it.

haha, a magi reference! Love it, even came with an orange box! Hmm, I think I might start collecting dragon references.. They rather interesting & funny...

I sent you a handful more like that. smile.gif

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This is the funniest one I've received so far:

 

It appears you received a box of snow! It's leaking.

#Doppelganger

 

I responded saying "OH Noz... Leaking Snow!! Quick, Quick... where's the tape!"

 

*smiles*

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It is dangerous to go alone. Take this. #diannethegeek (with a cat on top of it lol)

 

Okay, there's not much space to say this, but I left you a chest of gold in

#Dirtytabs (oh darn xd.png)

 

I stole your spear. But as it's christmas... Here you are, have it back. (;

#NightEagle (I am both surprised someone actually reference to my location and happy. xd.png Thank ye, Eagle. )

 

10..9..8..Don't forget to kiss under the Missile Toe! 3..2..1..LAUNCH!

#Nyastara (Dawww biggrin.gif)

 

Her Majesty awaits your presence at a feast...join us!

#ValidityMarsh (ooh, I wonder what foot there is *grins*)

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My favorites so far:

 

When you dance with dragons you could be stepped on.

#Ramica

I swear this isn't coal.

(Anonymous, on a black box)

We are kitty. Resistance is futile.

#Ashray

He arrives precisely when he means to.

#Pandalf

(in response to me sending one that said "A wizard is never late, nor is he early.")

This present gleams with a reddish shine...

#Falkovia

(on a copper-colored box)

This box looks like Cthulhu eating the world. xd.png

#Lirabet

(on a pine forest box with the squiggly green bow on top)

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!

#Doglover49

Elegantly wrapped by a Wrapping Wing dragon. Do not rip wrapping paper.

#alupe99a

Happy late Snoggletog from Hiccup and Toothless~!

#TheDarkDragon950

(on a black box with a green bow)

This rockhound wishes you a gneiss 2015!

#Stripey

May your new year not be full of schist. Rock on this 2015!

#Stripey

A Santa dog lived as a devil God at NASA.

#kshandra

(It's a palindrome, to which I replied "A nut for a jar of tuna.")

Edited by MissVampire13

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So far:

Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!

#aethertube

 

Merry Boxing Day! Sending a box of fresh air, I guess...

#Syphoneirra

 

This box fills you with holiday cheer. Have a happy holidays! biggrin.gif

#banban007

 

And, of course:

Merry Potatomas! Have a sockin' new year.

#SockPuppet Strangler

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May you be blessed with strong hair and teeth throughout the year.

 

Error 404 -- A kitty ate your bow. Have a purrfect Holiday anyway!

 

This kitten gives off a beautiful purr. Happy Holidays!

 

Are you back from crazy yet? And have you had your coffee today?

 

^

This one knows me via forums yepyep

 

I love those funny ones!

 

MOAR!!!

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Was sorta busy most of the day, but I got a bunch of great messages!! ♥

 

"This plain-looking present has faint stripes." from anonymous

woop :] 'nother egg!

 

"This present gives off a hiss: "I will not part with a ssssingle coin!"

"Not ONE piece of it!"

"Sorry, forgot warning label: "Dragon on his treasure hoard inside!""

all from Ashtoret x]

 

"This egg is boxy and seems to have grown a bow." from anonymous.

haha i've been waiting for this one x']

 

"I always knew my computer could wrap presents better than I could." from gryphonluver34

i feel ya. i wrap like a two year old >_>

 

 

 

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This thread continues to be awesome! biggrin.gif

 

I had a visit from Gandalf this morning:

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Edited by traumeule

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GIANT SPIDER ON A BOX! ~Merry Christmas! - s0r0k4 (box with spidery-looking bow)

May the dragons be with you on the coldest winter nights biggrin.gif - Dyastei

Wow, purple isn't a color of present you expected to see. - ladraco (purple box with purple bow, of course)

Error 404 -- A cat ate your present. Have a purrfect Holiday! - Nyastara

I tried my best, but the kitty escaped it's box. - RDSR

The cat is alive and well, unlike or like the one Mr. Schroedinger sent. wink.gif - traumeule (in response to No cats were harmed during the wrapping of this present)

It's bigger on the inside! - Dirtytabs

And there is a cat on top to guard whatever is in. Oops! I said too much... - Tigacat

While noone is looking you hastily grabbed this shiny present. - AsuraEssences

The problem with a kitten is that/Eventually it becomes a cat. (Ogden Nash) - kshandra

A cute present. And look! It's grown a bow. It must be close to maturing. - aussieJJDude

 

laugh.gif Thank you to all senders!

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"This present has a brilliant radiance coming off of it.

#YliahNodel"

 

"Careful, the kitty bites. Also, have a great 2015!

#Raistlin24"

 

"Don't open it. The ribbon is keeping it sealed for a reason.

#Jet Raptor"

 

"Happy Birthday! Oh,was it "Happy Holidays"?

#Piluca0905"

 

"Oh my! There's a leetle present among the eggs!

#Sturm.Fee"

 

"Dragons wrapped this present, so please don't mind the burn holes!

#arlessiar"

 

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Oh my!

Why did the alchemist throw away a Gold egg? It was purebred (Pb).

#dustpuppy

 

That's so hilarious xd.png

Now calling out to everyone to direct all chemistry jokes to me. xd.png

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I haven't really got any funny ones. sad.gif

 

I actually don't have many, but the BEST one I got so far:

 

"This is it, baby. Hold me" ~alupe99a

 

It's a Halo reference and being that I'm HaloGoddess, I LOVED it! xd.png haha

 

A couple people also gifted me a thanks for the pretty hollies I bred. laugh.gif

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I kept sending "handwritten" messages, and received tons of awesome, cute and heartwarming greetings. Thank you all happy.gif

 

Prepare yourself! We're going on a holiday adventure! Dragons guaranteed~ #Pandalf (Pandalf the Blue wizard!)

Happy Friday ~ #ShorahNagi

Just tweeting you Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. #Ytak (on a bird tag - gosh I love birds!)

Watch where you step Watch. where you go - You may end up under the mistletoe #Seiti (right before the mistletoe dragon reveal!)

Beware of the mistletoe dragon's tail. ;P #*Silver Fox*

I hope you will like this high-quality hairbrush for Daydream dragons. #Ramani (aww)

Guess that means that Schroedinger's Cat IS indeed alive! #LigeiaMaloy (cat tag!)

 

Last but not least, this came out of the blue: one of my favorites:

 

come back flying papaya #InugamiZERO

Edited by Daydreamdragon

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"This present has a brilliant radiance coming off of it.

#YliahNodel"

 

"Careful, the kitty bites. Also, have a great 2015!

#Raistlin24"

 

"Don't open it. The ribbon is keeping it sealed for a reason.

#Jet Raptor"

 

"Happy Birthday! Oh,was it "Happy Holidays"?

#Piluca0905"

 

"Oh my! There's a leetle present among the eggs!

#Sturm.Fee"

 

"Dragons wrapped this present, so please don't mind the burn holes!

#arlessiar"

 

laugh.gifwub.gif

I was responsible for the "Happy Birthday!" one! tongue.gif

 

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Got some more presents funny tags:

"Sorry, but your present is in another castle." -Fortis

"What do elves have to learn before they can read? The elfabet." -Hailwidis

"Have a happy holidays!These cats shredded your gift,so I sent them instead!" -rachii

"Aaaaachoooo! *sniffles* Sorry, caught a cold... Ha-a-achoo!-ppy holidays!" -Awdz

"Oh my. There are leetle trees on this gift." -Jet Raptor

"This package looks very sick, as though it wasn't very well looked after." -diannethegeek

"A cute present. And look! It's grown a bow. It must be close to maturing." -picolyte

Edited by Sleepsong

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Some of the funniest I received

 

A cute present. And look! It's grown a bow. It must be close to maturing.

#aussieJJDude

 

I fear I'm out of ribbons! At least I have Paper dragons for wrapping wink.gif

#ZzelaBusya

(in responso to a joke about a burnt box with a new ribbon)

 

Rowr!

#webcowgirl

(on a dragon box, in respons to a cat bow saying Meow)

 

୧¨*✼*¨୨˚̣̣̣͙.¸༶・・ᗰદ૨૨ʏ ᘓમ૨ıડτന੨ડ༶・・・・༶

#draco_custos

 

May your mana alchemy scores be high and your holiday dragons plentiful

#rainbowsmile

 

Fudge is brown, lemon is yellow. I get candy, you get jello

#ainisarie

 

This gift gleams with a reddish shine.

#frozen--

(on a copper colored box)

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