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"Oh my, this box is covered in leetle trees!"

-Vixonstar

AND YET NONE OF THEM ARE IN MY CAVE! xd.png

"Upon closer inspection, they are actually just pictures of leetle trees. sad.gif"

-Vixonstar

Awww! DX

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  • Uhh, i think I broke the last greeting card, so here's a sewing kit. Sorry. --Hellodaydream, whose name ran off the bottom of the previous gift tag
  • And another for Jenny and the wimp --PureDark006
  • Oh palm tree, Oh palm tree, .. oh wrong text,happy holidays --Seiti
  • This box growls softly from time to time. I think it likes you. --Hermeline
  • It is dangerous to go alone. Take this. (kitten-topped box) --diannethegeek
  • Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks. --Hailwidis
  • ...He wouldn't leave D: (referring to the kitten on the box) --DorkJulian

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Oh, I would like some hilarious gift messages as well unsure.gif

Would help to know what your scroll is.

 

"Wooh, custom gift message. I wonder at what length it gets cut o" -Absyrtus

"This message, should you choose to accept it, is full in 3...2...1..." -Rally Vincent

"I think Santa crashed! Why? Because I found his Black Box! D:" -Nyastara (on a black box, obviously)

"Hope that is not the blackbox of Santa's flying reindeer sleigh" -Seiti

 

The last two coincidentally came one after another.

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"This leetle tree-covered box seems to be full of disappointment..."

⚫Avarule

 

I think I deserved that. xd.png

 

Edit:

 

I am a woman and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!

⚫Falkovia

Edited by Vixonstar

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'This package looks very sick, as though it wasn't very well looked after.'-diannethegeek

The message came along with a Neglected colored gift box and tag biggrin.gif

Edited by OtomeKristinOtaku

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I got "I was going to sacrifice a kitten to bring you unspeakable holiday cheer

#Avarule"

then on another present:

"Then I realized I could just give it to you instead. Happy holidays!

#Avarule"

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I got one that says "Merry Potatomas! Have a sockin' new year." I think you can all guess who that one's from. XD

 

This one's not funny but I'm not sure where else to ask. Someone sent me one that says "Fluffy white as fresh fallen snow. Golden eyes that glisten a gilded" but the rest of the message is cut off and I don't know who it's from or what the rest of the poem is? Has anyone else gotten this one?

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“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door."

#Ninstroyer

xd.png

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I sent Avarule the green tag with the golden speckles on it; it reminded me of the spots on the Olive eggs, so I wrote "This box smells musty, like rotting leaves."

 

The gift I got back said "This box is full of olives for some reason..."

 

So I sent back a silver-white box with a tag reading "Well, this box is full of vodka, so we should be all set."

 

(The next time I refreshed the sending page, there was a monitored-for-content warning at the top...now I'm worried that I'm why we can't have nice things. unsure.gif )

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I got a awesome green box from someone unknown saying:

This gift is hidden behind the others, as if it is shy.

 

laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif It was in the mints colour too!

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Just got this.

Of all the people who didn't ask to be poisoned, I was one of them. - sender unknown

 

I'm pretty sure this is a response to one present I sent earlier. XD

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I got a awesome green box from someone unknown saying:

This gift is hidden behind the others, as if it is shy.

 

laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  It was in the mints colour too!

I'm definitely gonna start sending dragon-egg gifts now x] They look so fun~

 

Anyway, today so far I got..

"Enjoy the holly days!"

- Falkovia

 

"Cheezburger?"

- colbywolf

 

To which I responded with something like

"Some french fries.. and a vanilla milkshake?"

I don't remember the exact words but it was something close to that x]

 

And..

"MERRY NEW YEAR AND A HAPPY THINGMAS OMG!!! biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif"

- celesteon

 

I love thingmas~

 

"This present is a bit of a fixer upper"

- Nieske

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I've gotten some more great ones! I try to send back funny ones but my humor is just so god awful haha.

 

How do you turn soup into gold? You add 24 "carrots"! Merry Christmas!

#Shuurei13

DO NOT SHAKE! It upsets the kitten! Meaowy Christmas and Happy Mew Year :-)

#Auriene (kitty bow of course)

The cold never bothered me anyway! Just kidding, pass me the blanket. tongue.gif

#*Silver Fox* (snowman tag obviously)

There are tentacles growing out of this box.. Good luck and Happy Holidays!

#Hermeline (that green frilly bow)

This box gives off a beautiful glow. Oops, it's covered in radium.

#harlequinraven (I died when reading this since I love chemistry haha)

 

Aand the others have already been said in this thread.

Hope that is not the blackbox of Santa's flying reindeer sleigh

#Seiti

I think Santa crashed! Why? Because I found his Black Box! D:

#Nyastara

Two gnomes walk into a bar. The human steps over it.

#Falkovia

(all three after each other haha)

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There are tentacles growing out of this box.. Good luck and Happy Holidays!

#Hermeline (that green frilly bow)

LOL! I've been mentally referring to those as Cthulhu bows - glad to see it wasn't just me who noticed the resemblance!

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I got a awesome green box from someone unknown saying:

This gift is hidden behind the others, as if it is shy.

 

laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif It was in the mints colour too!

I may be responsible for that one. laugh.gif

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New funny ones:

Maybe whatever is inside this box will help you capture the Avatar and rega - denwayasha (Got cut off, but I know it was meant to be 'regain your honour' because of my forum icon)

 

Gift may contain all the evils of the world. Open at your own risk! - Sany (Don't mind if I do!)

 

Perfection and power are overrated. Tea and cats can't be overrated enough. - Flaviel (No truer words were ever spoken!)

 

I had this gift for you. But now my winged lemur uses it as a bed. - HellRising (Loving all the A:tLAB references!)

 

I also got the leaking snow one.

 

This box gives off a beautiful glow. Oops, it's covered in radium.

#harlequinraven (I died when reading this since I love chemistry haha)

OMG I am so so so happy that one went to someone who could appreciate it! I sent it, thought "That's a gem!', then got sad because I was not sure you would get it. I love chemistry, too! <3

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laugh.gifbiggrin.gif People responsible will be given huge piles of cookies...

 

"What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow balls!" xd.png

#celesteon

 

"Barry bluenose reindeer didn't get the job - red shines better in the fog"

#rendragyn

 

"I love you very much even if you hide my Jellybeans <3" (this is from my daughter)

#kidnapdavidtennant

 

"A royal invitation? But I have nothing to wear! Help me Obi Wan Kenobi!"

#Thief-of-Hearts

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Merry Chick-mas!

♥~FRAGILE~♥

This is a non-standard message.

I came, I saw, I threw a box.

This box contains only another box.

And another box inside that box

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

*opens the dangerous box* KABOOM! Oops,I just destroyed the universe.Sorry

Yay the last one is mine! smile.gif

 

Here are a few of the ones I've received:

 

 

Don't let the kittie harm the birdies. (A cat bow of course, with a bird tag.)

 

Two Santas walk into a bar. It turns into a candy shop.

 

This present is shaking for some reason.

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What is green, covered with tinsel and says "Ribbit, ribbit?" A mistle-toad

 

Gods. Really? laugh.gif

 

I added a cat on top of your present to take the blame in case it's empty.

 

Okay. Apology accepted.

 

Edit: Don't open it. The ribbon is keeping it sealed for a reason.

 

xd.png Okay then!

Edited by beiningtian

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"Hakuna tomato! It means no ketchup, for the rest of our lives!" -harlequinraven

haha

 

"This box is wet from the waves and has bright red stripes..." -Iside

yaaaay a new one!

 

"I ran out of paper so I wrapped this present in my scottish kilt." -Seiti

looool.

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