Dumb questions

[greenglassesgal]

Puppy fur is pretty lucrative on the black market.

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Sockrael]

One... Two... *bites*

 

Why am I tired?

[Moonlight_Eevee]

Becaus I hit you with a sleeping spell

 

Who ate all my computers?

[raichuluxray]

I thought they'd turn me into a robot!

 

What color is the sky?

[Sockrael]

Of course the sky is green!

 

Who killed the mango? It was my pet!

[Moonlight_Eevee]

*points to a hammer* It was him!

 

Who stole all my plasmid grenades?

[StillBiting]

the grenade man that lives in a grenade cave full of grenades

 

Do we have the ability to ask questions?

[Sockrael]

I don't know. Do we?

 

Why is it bright outside?

[Darien]

I don't know why I can't see its just bright outside...

 

Are you going too eat that?...

[solarflare3000]

I was, until you just ate it.

 

Why are these questions so dumb?

[MetalDragon]

Because upon reflecting deeply in a philosophical way, you'll find out these questions aren't dumb at all

 

 

Why can I see?

[solarflare3000]

Well you have eyes. Big, pink, anime eyes. Or is it manga?

 

What happened to the gold at the end of the rainbow?

[Ioanna]

I gave it to my grandma. She loved it.

 

 

What happens if you get sucked into a black hole?

[Dragonhatchling]

You teleport back to another blackhole and get stuck teleporting between two of them forever.

 

Why am I here?

[DustyBelle]

That one's easy; you are here because that is where you currently are. Duh!

 

I had lunch at 4. It is now 11:30, why am I hungry again?

[Darien]

Because you had lunch the day before...

 

Where do chicken nuggets come from?...

[rabbithaver]

Bears.

 

Why aren't clouds yellow?

[Path Light]

The sky would be too boring

 

Why I always growl?

[Darien]

Because you got hit with a shovel...

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?...

[KittyloverWV]

WHERES THE NAP YOU THIEF