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The one with the horse

 

Why are carrots carrots?

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Because eyeballs rotate erratically while veering round skyscraper remains.

 

Are you a nice alien?

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Because your crazy paving contains eagle intestines.

 

 

Why do I constantly hear the sound of crabs screaming in my head?

 

cookie if you get the reference

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Life.

What am I doing now?

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Serving fried Fire Pledge to a hungry Mudkip Socky who canceled Wednesday,

Why did Socky cancel Wednesday?

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Because I need a snow day.

Why does WaterScorpion stay up this late?

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It tastes like Ravens.

Why does Fire Lord Zuko like to tease me with his babies?

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