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You dive in a swimming pool, crack your head open, purple goo spills out, and  words flow from it.

It definitely doesn't have anything to do with putting letters together.

 

 

 

How does a stare become a bear?

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Warning: genius answer incoming!
It's very simple, really. Do a word shuffle, take the s out, arrange the word "ear", draw an extra line to the right of t to get a b, and glue it together to the left of the ear.
Congratulations, follow these simple steps to help you get a bear :v

 

What is Valentine, and can I eat it?

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Valentine is every heartthrob on every romance you ever see.  Sorry that's the actual answer

You name your child this if you watch too many cheesy romances.

If you want to eat your child then sure,  I won't judge

 

Why is there an explosion of Xenowyrms in my scroll right now?

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A forum post that is secretly used by aliens to plan the demise of the earth by shrinking our brains by asking dumb questions

 

 

How would a non-sentient pie destroy the universe?

 

 

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The world's life force turns out to be attached to that pie, and when we ate it, we killed the earth.

 

What kind of joke is this?

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Clearly it fits into the Yagolmundivarichiumate Class of jokes.

 

 

Why?

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Because when a dolphin dies the soul enters a human 

 

 

 

 

What is the point of living?

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A point on top of the "L"  in "living."

 

 

Why do humans eat?

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So the food doesn't feel bad.

 

Why can't I find anyone who plays final fantasy xiv in my town?

 

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Because they all play Final Fantasy YLOHFEADGEVTRYIV, not XIV.

 

 

 

 

 

Why can I not stop eating purple bannanas?

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Orange.

 

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

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y=x+z= your final answer.

And don't leave out the green-axis, otherwise they will feel sad.

 

What does Y+X+D multiplied by runrnhurewnywriukv get you?

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Nauseous.

 

How do I bread my dragons?

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You get your batter, put them into it, and then fry them. 

Now you have breaded dragons.

 

When will an event start?

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hberingcuhonhukrscnriulmsfn byhuj9mhreymiwjrcmu98g734nucyhiueocnyr nxuy8nmguny89h

A very reasonable response, me thinks.

 

Why can't I kill a zombie

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See if it hides treasures in it's cheese holes! (sorry for not adding a response the first time!)

 

if you poke a cactus, will it poke you back? Do you both get stabbed?

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It depends on its mood. Reactions of a cactus you poke may range from an amused "hehe" (without any poking) to angry yelling and following you around for hours poking you "so you understand how annoying that is".

 

 

When will dinosaurs return?

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