Posted March 2, 2015 Because he got some. How many pickles does it take to install a washing machine and why? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 2, 2015 Sharkles because I like 3 limes in bagllesamualsjhdm Why is hokey ensures ins usher bejesus nshegrbdnhehd Share this post Link to post
Posted March 2, 2015 Because Mesopotanian food spikes the stomach. How does vanilla spread on wine? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 2, 2015 The vanilla spreads all over the wine How cells are made? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 2, 2015 cells are made by cells we eat all day and party all night? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 Because he got splattered with ketchup. What is Cookie divided by Pie? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 With magical meat powers. What is a Wharorlamatosaur? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 It is a dragon dinosaur Why Red Eyes Black Dragon #3195 is angry? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 You ate the Eternal Pie of Awesomeness. You must die a traitor's death. What is an Eggpielotsofpotsomat? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 It is a diagram discerning the ratio of zombies to peanut butter and jelly socks. What goes up and plays the lumberjack? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 Because the seagull cheated him out of a hamburger toadstool. When is the swamp of turtlenecks supposed to ring? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 They were supposed to growl Why Spittor #26 growl like a Velociraptor? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 Because he's mad from listening to you growl. What's the square root of pI (3.14) times pI plus 3.14159 billion? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 7592 Why Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 growl at HorseChick? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 Wait, is that true? Did you really try or are you putting numbers in? Because she taped a dead cat to him. Why can't I sleep at night? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 Red Eyes Black Dragon #8149 was sleeping beside you Why Haxx #148 has his green claws? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 Wait, is that true? Did you really try or are you putting numbers in? Because she taped a dead cat to him. Why can't I sleep at night? he's just putting numbers in; regardless of what the square root of pi times pi is, adding 3.14159 billion to the number puts it way above 7592 Because boogers Why do chrysanthemums bleed doodads? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 They were sad Why Spittor #26 is the angry Velociraptor? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 When there are no stars, you can only see the moon Why Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 is the angry dragon? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 Because she ate too many Big Macs at Taco Bell. The human body consists of 60-75% water. If I drinks too much water will I turn into a huam-size puddle? Will my parents still love me? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2015 You'll probably turn into a puddle but if you were the size of Huam I would ignore you. What would happen if I slipped on Yamato-puddle? Share this post Link to post
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