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May, this month is one of hardest month to study. The other monthes hard to study is July, January, Septmber, April, November, October, March, June, December, August, and February.

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My dog likes to chase everyone on a bike. It's getting bad now, I'm going to have to take his bike away!!

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What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Bananana!

 

Bonus short puns:

Venison's dear, isn't it?

Stationery store moves!

Dwarf shortage.

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what happens when you insert a helical incline plate into the front of your brain

 

answer:mind screw

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

 

Knock Knock.

(Who's there?)

The chicken.

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Sciency jokes!

 

Helium walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.

 

Where do hippos go to university?

The hippocampus!

 

What did the femur say to the patella?

I kneed you!

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An atom walk into a bar. He sits down and begins to tell the bartender a story. The bartender shakes his head halfway through and says, "No way. You're making this up." To which the atom replies

 

"You kiddin? I make up everything!"

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