Posted July 3, 2016 May, this month is one of hardest month to study. The other monthes hard to study is July, January, Septmber, April, November, October, March, June, December, August, and February. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 3, 2016 My dog likes to chase everyone on a bike. It's getting bad now, I'm going to have to take his bike away!! Share this post Link to post
Posted August 25, 2016 What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Bananana! Bonus short puns: Venison's dear, isn't it? Stationery store moves! Dwarf shortage. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 26, 2016 Why was the ocean salty? You would be too if someone didn't wave back. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 30, 2016 what happens when you insert a helical incline plate into the front of your brain answer:mind screw Share this post Link to post
Posted August 30, 2016 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock Knock. (Who's there?) The chicken. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 1, 2016 Sciency jokes! Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react. Where do hippos go to university? The hippocampus! What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 23, 2018 "Your golf addiction is really driving a wedge between us." Share this post Link to post
Posted October 31, 2018 An atom walk into a bar. He sits down and begins to tell the bartender a story. The bartender shakes his head halfway through and says, "No way. You're making this up." To which the atom replies "You kiddin? I make up everything!" Share this post Link to post
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