In Soviet Russia...

[Russian_breeder]

Hey I thought of making a topic with "IN SOVIET RUSSIA" jokes example: IN SOVIET RUSSIA CAT OWNS YOU! Be sure to have all caps.

[DragonKami]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA DOGS DANCE!!

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HORSES RIDE YOU!

[MetalDragon]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THREAD POSTS YOU

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, POETRY WRITES YOU!

[Oasis]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LAMP TURN YOU ON!

(no.. okay :[ )

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WATER DRINK YOU!

[Oasis]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BOOK READS YOU!

[Quackerz]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CAR DRIVES YOU!

Edited October 21, 2013 by Sean175

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WALL PAINTS YOU!

[Quackerz]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FORUM POSTS YOU!

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TV WATCHES YOU!

[Quackerz]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, GAME PLAYS YOU!

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CHAIR SITS ON YOU!

[MetalDragon]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LEGO BUILDS YOU

[Quackerz]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DOOR CLOSES YOU!

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PEN WRITES WITH YOU!

[MetalDragon]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MUSIC LISTENS TO YOU

(I pity music if your name is Justin Bieber or something like that.)

Edited October 21, 2013 by MetalDragon

[Quackerz]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PICTURE PAINTS YOU!

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, NEWSPAPER READS YOU!

[Quackerz]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DEER HUNTS YOU!

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SWIMMING POOL SWIMS IN YOU!

[Quackerz]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TRASH THROWS YOU AWAY!

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE FLOOR STEPS ON YOU!

[Quackerz]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, GUITAR PLAYS YOU!