In Soviet Russia...

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SANDWICHES EAT YOU!

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MONEY STEALS YOU

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, POKEMON CATCH YOU!

[Darien]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KGB CATCH YOU!...

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTERS TYPE YOU

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU TORTURE AND KILL PINKAMENA DIANE PIE!

[sweepea825]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOGA DOES YOU

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BIRDS SHOOT YOU!

[Quackerz]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KEY OPENS YOU!

[Darien]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CANS CAN YOU!...

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TEACHER DRIVES YOU INSANE!

[Mirhana]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU EAT ZOMBIE!

[Hazel360]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU ARE FIRED AT LASERS!

[Darien]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, NEWS WATCHS YOU!...

[Quackerz]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CARDS PLAY YOU!

[sh20000sh]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU KILL SCP-682

[Quackerz]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TIME TURNS BACK YOU!

[Darien]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, POSTS, POST YOU!...

[na82008]

IN SOVEIT RUSSIA, HAIR HAS BAD YOU DAYS

[Darien]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, VODKA DRINKS YOU!...

[Bunnybrine]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU BECOME A VIOLIN PRODIGY!

[Darien]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, AIRPLANES FLY YOU!...

[Ioanna]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PEWDIEPIE WATCHES YOU!!!

[Endyr_Serifi]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T SLEEP ON BED, BED SLEEPS ON YOU.

[Ioanna]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PEGASUS RIDES YOU!!!