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1000 ways to get kick out of school

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64. Bring a flamethrower, find someone with a swag t-shirt and kill it with fire!

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67. Become a spectator, not a participant. It's a heck of a lot more fun to sit back in comfy lawn chairs with drinks and snacks and watch the rest of the school battle it out.

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68: Start randomly singing for the benefit of mister Kite in class...

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69: put your teachers wedding ring in a mix of hydrochloric acid and nitric acid next time you're in science

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70: Take your pet Turrantula too school with you and put it on her desk...

 

(Acid want do anything too gold)

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71: Release a virus onto all the computers making them do nothing but play "What does the fox say" on loop with no ability to turn off the volume.

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71: Release a virus onto all the computers making them do nothing but play "What does the fox say" on loop with no ability to turn off the volume.

Unplug them

 

72. Spray liquid a$$ in all the rooms

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73. Release a hive of angry bees in the hallway.

 

74. Put a live skunk in someone's locker.

 

75. Line the floors with glue traps.

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76. Build a wooden effigy of your algebra teacher and then light it on fire.

 

77. Send invitations to a party to your teachers, but have the address read the location of a strip club

 

78. Replace your teacher's answer sheet with your grocery list

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79. Write a teacher or administrator's phone number on a public wall as a call girl center.

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85: Destroy everything and YELL THIS IS SPARTAAAA AND THROW FOOD AT THE TEACHER AND CONQUER THE SCHOOL AND TURN INTO A TRIBE OF INDIANS

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