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No.

 

Yes.

 

Nope.

 

Yeah.

 

NO!

 

DON'T EAT HIM!

 

YES!

...

Wait a second...

...

...

I hate you

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If we're eating the snake I'll join in.

 

... You're just greedy.

 

I agree.

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You're supposed to be protecting me from this madness!

Madness?...

 

. . .

 

THIS

 

IS

 

SPARTA!!

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Yay! We can eat the snake! Quick roast it with fire Sierra

 

Sierra:Okay!*shoots fire at leek snake*

 

Now I have to borrow the chainsaw form the construction guy outside. Cook the snake while I go get the chainsaw okay?

 

Sierra:Sure! But maybe boiling would be better?

 

Okay! Go dump the snake in that pot by the corner!*grabs chainsaw*

 

Sierra:Dont we have to cut him first?

 

Oh right!*tries to cut leek snake in half*

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No, this is Patrick. Not Sparta. Patrick *Puts phone down*

 

My mind just died.

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What's this? *eats chainsaw*

 

And this? *eats Sierra*

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I don't think that's a good idea. You'll die of internal bleeding, I turned it on. No matter, we're going to cook you anyway. And Sierra is poisonous.

 

Sierra:Yup! *stabs with poison barbs and gets out*

 

Time to eat leek flower snake thing!*throws in boling water*

 

Sierra:*breathes fire at wood to keep water boling* now the worst part, waiting

 

Nooooo, waiting! Maybe we can make the temperature higher to cook faster?*shoves pot in oven and turns on highest temperature*

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I once at Ridley, so I think I'll be fine

 

Wait, WHAT?

 

Well duh. What, you think Other M was the reason he finally died?

 

And why is it suddenly warm in here? Ooo, a hot tub!

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Maybe we should get a super oven. I really don't like waiting.*shoves oven into giant oven and turns to 2000 degrees Celsius.

 

Sierra: that should work. What's a Ridley?

 

I saw it in SSBB but I don't know what it is excatly.

 

Sierra:Oh okay. Should we go play a game?

 

Sure!

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Guys, Stop trying to eat the snake! I have food! -Throws a 'stack' of porkchops in there faces- Seedeater, here's some spawn eggs. Spawn what ever you want and eat them. -throws seedeater spawn eggs- For My homie, Budder apples.

 

Budder apples?!?!? GIVE THEM NOW!

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But I want to eat leeks! I'll use the porkchops for a sautée though.

 

Sierra: I'll instant cook them for you!

 

Okay, go ahead! Don't burn my hand though

 

Sierra:*breathes fire, instant cooking porkchops*

 

Thanks!

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I'll settle for some delicious cow meat, thank you

 

*sigh* we're back to square one...

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Username: MasterWeavile898

Character's name: Bloodwing

Gender: Male

Age: Well, it depends on the RP, I'll go with the DD version. So 102

Appearance: user posted image

Extra info: Here is sort of a base form

Welcome to the house of death, destruction and humans. I hope you enjoy your stay.

 

We keep doing different stuff for every person. Although, for the last few people, we've done nothing.

 

*Sigh* It's your usual human discontinuity. Don't get too worked up about it.

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Username: shadow_claw

Character's name: Loki Laufeyson

Gender: Male

Age: looks about 24, but is thousands of years old.

Appearance: Link

Extra info: Loki can use magic and such to shapeshift himself and others, teleport, read minds, and shoot blasts of magic at people. He knows more, but these are his usual tricks.

 

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Username: shadow_claw

Character's name: Loki Laufeyson

Gender: Male

Age: looks about 24, but is thousands of years old.

Appearance: Link

Extra info: Loki can use magic and such to shapeshift himself and others, teleport, read minds, and shoot blasts of magic at people. He knows more, but these are his usual tricks.

Again. Welcome to the house of madness.

 

You changed it.

 

No I did not. It was always the house of madness.

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Wait, we got a trickster in here now? Yes! Oh, the chaos!

 

Zloko, haven't you made a big enough moron of yourself?

 

Shut up.

 

As long as you leave me alone, I have no problems with you being here. *takes a drink*

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(OOC: I'm going to play this like an RP. I can switch over and do what you guys are doing if necessary.)

 

I look around, unsurprised by the motley assortment of randomness. I turn to the greeter, at least that's what they appeared to be, and say, "Don't let anyone get in a fight with him." I aim my thumb over my shoulder at Bloodwing, "There's sort of this rule with him, he's generally unbeatable unless you know how to win." I think about explaining his weakness, but that wouldn't be any fun.

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Username: RoD

Character's name: Komosion

Gender: female

Age: unknown

Appearance: Komodo Dragon Humanoid

Extra info:

 

You be gone long time

 

I know, I was busy with work!

 

 

 

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Username: RoD

Character's name: Komosion

Gender: female

Age: unknown

Appearance: Komodo Dragon Humanoid

Extra info:

Welcome, once again, to the realm of madness and death.

 

Seedeater! Stop changing it!

Whuuuut... But... but... but... *Turns around* Hello human. Can I eat you?

 

Kill me now...

 

OK!

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So, I can pop in?

 

I guess

 

Seedy!

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Bat thing. *Examines* What do you want?

 

*Stabs self repeatedly*

 

Uuuuh... I don't think you should do that...

 

Why not?

 

... Good point.

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*smothers Seedy in a hug* You be friend!

 

Don't crush him Batty!

 

Blood!

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*puts Seedeater down*

 

I think he likes you Seedeater

 

RoD! How could you think of it like that!?

 

I meant as a friend Komo!

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