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It doesn't matter, we welcome one and all here :3

Don't we, Seedeater?

 

*Raises head* Wha?

 

*Sigh* Give the nice person a cookie.

 

No. These are my cookies D:<

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Just going to turn into a penguin and waddle over here

Username:Silverphoenixx

Character's name:Sierra

Gender:Female

Age:Mature Hatchling

Appearance:Bright Breasted Wyvern

Extra info:My personality yay!

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That's OK. I'll settle with some delicious cow meat

 

We've been over this before, it's called "beef"

 

It comes from a cow, it is delicious, therefore it must be delicious cow meat

 

But that's not what it is!

 

Nooooo. No it's not

 

Yeeees, yes it is. Aren't you on a diet anyways?

 

Are you saying I'm fat?

 

NO! Well, maybe. Yes

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Meeeh, human tastes batter. Especially those children.

 

Seedeater. Stop being creepy.

 

Whaaat? I was only speaking the truth.

 

Don't know whether you noticed, but quite a few people here are humanish.

But I'm not. I can speak my mind, can't I?

 

Not if it's creepy.

Wasn't talking to you.

 

*Sigh*

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I think humans are tasty

 

I... what? You never told me this!

 

This is exactly why I never did

 

Come on, I'm a human!

 

So?

 

Why are you so weird?

 

If the bird gets to speak his mind, why don't I?

 

Because this

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*Cough*'M not*Cough*Bird*Coughcough*

 

Sssshhhh The unicorns don't know that.

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Wait. If Nether portals don't work in the overworld, how did Zloko get that one to work? *gestures to the Nether portal*

 

I don't know... But when I get out of here, I'm going to rip Endyr's head clean off. *growls menacingly before proceeding to tear a hole in the cyberspace, escaping into reality*

 

Oh yeah. Cyberjumping, I forgot.

 

Now, where was I? Oh yeah, plan B. *disguises as Herobrine, grinning madly at Endyr the entire time*

 

*walks off to go get more whiskey* This ain't gonna end well.

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Really? you look like a bird

 

Aaaaand this is coming from the guy who can't say beef

 

But it's not!

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee People! I assume I can jump in?

 

Yay people!

 

Yes, there's people over there. Lets go poke them!

 

Yay! Poking time!*pokes everyone*

 

*rapidly pokes closest person or animate thing*

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*whips shotgun off of his back and points it at Silver* Poke me one more ****ing time and I'll blow your head off! *twitch*

 

*runs at Endyr* You're mine now!

 

*summons bowl of popcorn* I guess I'll just stuff my face.

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Endyr:-Teleports again.- Nope.

 

-Puts an antivirus up on her- Stop it. Just stop Zoklo. You already screwed up my laptop. Go and destroy someone else's stuff for once. ( Blaming it on him! I was trying to reply on Pastatown when my Laptop got a virus a few weeks ago! I had Antivirus on that thing also!)

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*Is poked* Can I eat you?

 

Shush Seedeater. That's not a nice thing to ask people when you meet them. Even if they are kinda annoying. o-o

 

*Is poked* What is it with you mortals? I go around collecting the souls of your dead, and what do I get? Conquest help me...

Edited by Shadowwolf6

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*pokes* I poked you again. If you blow my head up I won't feel pain, I'll just respawn again. So poke.

 

I don't think I'm edible. I think I'm poisonous

 

*grabs Sierra* Don't get eaten! Even if you're not edible...Lets go poke more people!

 

Yay!*pokes everybody again*

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Everything is edible. *Is poked again* Juuust for that I'm gonna eat you.

 

BAD SEEDEATER. *Clings to leg* You shall never move again o3o

 

Huuumaaaan. Huuuuuuuummaaaaaaaaan. Leave me alone human.

 

*Doesn't move*

 

Why you so mean. D:

 

I'm not mean.

 

Yes you are.

 

Nah, I'm evil. The rest of my family is mean.

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*Pauses for a while, looking upwards* Maybe. Maaaybe.

 

Oh god. Just remember that you're banned from mini-ventures until you apologise to all of the people you've asked to eat.

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*shoots buckshot at Silver's stomach, effectively blowing a hole through her* There, now you can bleed out. Happy? *growls and takes a drink straight from the bottle of whiskey* Now leeme alone.

 

Oh for the love of- Just because I'm a virus doesn't mean I screwed up your laptop! *folds his arms over his chest, changing back into his humanoid form* Geez, racist much?

 

You didn't kill Endyr! Good Zloko~ *strokes his head*

 

*relaxes a bit* Eh, don't speak too soon. She's still alive, y'know. >>

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*points at the virus* OMG! Is that a demon? Where is my Deagle? Where is it?!

 

Gosh...will you stop being so paranoid? That's a virus, not a Stage 6 infected –____–

 

Oops...um hi?

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*regenerates instantly* Yay! I'm invincible!

 

But I'm poisonous!

 

I'm gonna bother you here now.*pokes 100 times*

 

Here, eat this plant!*grabs random plant

 

*looks* Poor plant. Give him plastic bags from the landfill or something next time.

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I'm not a he. I'm not a she. I'm an it. Get your facts right human. And I don't care if you're poisonous. I'm immortal. Deal with it. I don't eat plants. Or bags. Or anything that isn't an animal.

 

It is kinda right. It eats children to gain immortalty :3 Besides, it can't move at the moment cool.gif

 

And I definitely eat human children.

Edited by Shadowwolf6

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I'll just be over here

 

Thank Arceus, he left

 

*pokes weird bird thing* is this tiny human for sale?

 

Why, Arceus, why?

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Which human? D'ya mean the one who's been following me around since I got here, because you're welcome to her.

 

Whuuuuut?

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Mmm, delicious human meat...

 

NO!

 

Do you wish to sacrifice yourself?

 

STILL NO!

 

All right then

 

*nom nom nom*

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I am a child ish so that means you would eat me, but you can't since I regenerate

 

Sierra:Oh. I'm not giving you children to eat, here eat this rat

 

Is that rat dead?

 

Sierra:no, it was trying to eat your shoe

 

Okay then

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