Give the person above a weapon!

[Kurane]

Have some exploding skittles! I hear they work wonders against zombies.

[MasterWeavile898]

Take a Suicide Bomber Enderman, as soon as MDiyo makes them.

[Lemniscate]

Take Skittles Penguin.

[MasterWeavile898]

No! Keep her away!

 

Take my armpit, none shall dare stand in your way now.

[CallMeAdam2]

Oooooooh that is soooo correEEAA KEEP IT AWAAAAAYYYYY!!

 

But anyway, you all thought you gave away the greatest things ever. YOU ALL thought that you had won with Bookzookas, awesome swords, ect.. YOU ALL THOUGHT that YOU could top me. *Most evil laugh you'll ever hear* Wellllllllllllllll... YOUR WRONG!!!!!!!!

 

[Lemniscate]

Wrong. A simple potato soup can top all those things.

[Darien]

Hmmm a potato soup gun...

[thomasgold19]

Have a Giant blob that obeys your commands.

[sparkle10184]

Here, take this 'chocolate-dipped flaming torch'

[Darien]

Here take this killer chocolate brownie...

[Moonlight_Eevee]

Here, take the Oily Dragon

 

Oily: Hey! I no weapon!

[AwesoMan30000]

I give a ________.

[Darien]

I give a green rubberban and a hand grenade...

[AwesoMan30000]

Piece of poo, I choose you

[DragonKami]

I will give you... A Rotten apple transformer.

[Endyr_Serifi]

Here! Take Flandre scarlet!

 

Flandre : MUHAHAHA !

[Lemniscate]

I Hereby Give a Potatoe meep explosion exoskeleton of a albino two headed Lindwurm crossed with a cheese giraffe

[sparkle10184]

*gives chocolatey exploding time bomb*

[Endyr_Serifi]

I give thee a horde of enderman. Plus a ender dragon. Good luck!

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

I give you a Chocolate Charm that can turn people into Chocolate (Use with Care)

[Lemniscate]

I give you a magic caterpillar

[AwesoMan30000]

Have a chicken.

Chicken: Buck you!

[Lemniscate]

I give the all powerful nothing

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

I give YOU..... Boiling Water! Warning: May Hurt a lot if used against self

[Lemniscate]

I give you twelve days of Chirstmas