Give the person above a weapon!

[MasterWeavile898]

I give you the ultimate rage-bringer, I give you the word...

 

Gold

[Ioanna]

Have a wand (and a spellbook).

[Dragonhatchling]

Here, take the Flaming Life-Bringer of Ice! *hands sword*

[MasterWeavile898]

Hold onto my Aura tome a moment while I go get Starlight. (Aura is better. )

[CallMeAdam2]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS!!! HOW CAN THAT BE!?!?!?! Oh well, no dwelling.

 

I give you the Vortex Blade! It warps Space-Time just a SUPER SMALL little bit. Enough to rip you apart in one slice. Plus, if your strong enough, then you can use the, and this is echoing here, the VORTEX DIMENSIONAL SLASH!! Which can slash anything into another dimension, where it gets warped into pure energy, and then it gets teleported back into this dimension, into your body, infusing you with great energy, for about 5 minutes.

 

Top THAT!! All the book does is help you read, which allows you to read this and prepare for any battle against it. Nothing big.

[Pandana]

It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Take This!

 

 

 

 

[SkyMet]

Accept this obsidian-edged bat'leth

[MasterWeavile898]

*Dies* Only one thing can top that Eevee:

Chuck Norris, 'nuff said.

[CallMeAdam2]

Here, take this!

 

 

EDIT: No insult meant.

Edited August 12, 2013 by CallMeAdam2

[MasterWeavile898]

Why should I be insulted? Take Gradivus

[Lemniscate]

Take some epic randomness. The best weapon there is.

[YDraigMelys]

Here you are, Silverphoenixx - The Hammer of Gods!

[MasterWeavile898]

Well, since I have randomness I suppose i don't need anything that's not random, take this potato.

[Endyr_Serifi]

Take this! ( gives MW 100 ender pearls) now you can teleport like an Enderman!

[Dragonclaw129]

Here! Take your own ninja!

[Lemniscate]

Have some epic space chicken meat that includes free unicorn and Pegasus meat.

[MasterWeavile898]

Take this porcelain smashing hammer!

[Lemniscate]

Have a potato chip!

[MasterWeavile898]

Have a potato, chip!

[Lemniscate]

Have a carrot cake

[MasterWeavile898]

Have a peach tau so that your enemies may cower in fear as you pie them in the face.

[CallMeAdam2]

Here, have this.

 

[Moonlight_Eevee]

Have the greatest weapon in the world

[MasterWeavile898]

Didn't someone already do that? And I topped it, allow me to do it again:

-zooka

[Endyr_Serifi]

Here! Take Enderlox!

 

Enderlox: What?!?!