Give the person above a weapon!

[Endyr_Serifi]

I give the a frozen pole!

( warning: do not lick it, your tounge will get stuck.)

[Vaati]

Guillotine.

Noxian's Guillotine.

[Lemniscate]

I give you Bacon Strips

[DragonKami]

I give you a Space time distorter use well

[Lemniscate]

I give you Arcues, the Pokemon god

[Vaati]

I give you a Sonic Screwdriver.

[Lemniscate]

How about Sonic the hedgehog?

[Vaati]

Chaos Emerald

[DragonKami]

I give you Giratina the pokemon devil.

[dracopenguin]

Have The Hammer Of Zillyhoo, because I'm feeling in a silly mood right now.

[Lemniscate]

Meep

That is the ultimate weapon

[Endyr_Serifi]

Princess luna:I GIVE YOU THE ROYAL EQUESTRAN VOICE! USE IT WELL!

[Lemniscate]

I give you a gold trophy. Use it to breed armies

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

I give you the Staff of Chaos! Just be careful not to teleport anybody to oblivion...

[Lemniscate]

Howvabout some sleep loss?

[Endyr_Serifi]

I give you unlimited Creepers! ( warning, they may explode.) Oh and a Brofist.

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

I give you Herobrine!

[Endyr_Serifi]

I give you Nightmare Moon!((edit)) (Highly unpredictable and evil.)

Edited August 18, 2013 by Jsward322

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

I give you Termina's Cursed Moon! A small warning though, it might come crashing down in 3 days time.

[Lemniscate]

I give you a moon made out of cheese. Warning: If you are allergic to cheese, please do not acpet

[sh20000sh]

I will give you well sharpen 6H pencil.

[Lemniscate]

I give you a slingshot complete with angry birds

[sh20000sh]

I give you this phone;

This was used in N.Korea to control this torpedo;

[Lemniscate]

Wow.

I give you Dissapointment, the greatest gift of all(saw this somewhere)

[Endyr_Serifi]

I give you NYAN CAT!