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NO! *grabs massive can of Raid*

 

Poster, may I summon Hastur upon the forums? 

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You have to run Hastur-summoning drills first, so everyone knows what to expect.  We don't want people to panic, after all.

 

Poster, may I stand on my head?

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If you can pull it off sure. Just remember to share with the class how you did it. 

 

Poster, may I murder this innocent Mint to satiate my bloodthirst?

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Yes, if you want, because it's your scroll.

 

Poster, may I fly to the moon?

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Yes, go ahead. Just make sure to bring some cookies back.

 

 

Poster, may I change the thoughts of the world so that everyone will love spiders?

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You may ask. 🤣

 

Poster, may I conquer the world with an army of puppies?

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Of course. We have 50+ at our shelter you may borrow.

 

Poster, may I have more than eight eggs at once?

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Only if you have a plutonium badge (obtained with 1 million dragons; therefore ultra-rare).

 

Poster, may I ask you a question?

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Surely, if I can keep awake utill your question fini...zzZ...

 

Poster, may I know a random recipe from your favorite food/drink?

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A random easy treat: 1. Buy a pack of semi-dried dates (those very soft and sweet ones, sold on the fresh produce aisle in grocery stores) and a jar of tahini (sesame seed paste). 2. Take a handful of dates, open them and remove the pits. 3. Fill with tahini and enjoy!

 

Poster, may we have a white Christmas?

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