Apologizing to Inanimate Objects

[DustyBelle]

I am sorry metal frying pan for plunging your red hot body into cold water.

[kingcobra2018]

I'm sorry Xbox controllers for letting my brother use you.

[EternalSnow]

I am truly sorry bike for running you in that swamp, in my defense I say that you certainly needed a bath.

[kingcobra2018]

I'm sorry pencil for snapping you then putting you back together...

[Darien]

I'm sorry targets for shooting big holes in you...

[Syiren]

I'm sorry PS2, I neglected you for so long.

 

*puts on gaming shades* Let's do this!

[Darien]

I'm sorry chair for pushing you over onto your side...

[DustyBelle]

I am sorry sink for leaving you filled with dirty dishes.

[DragonKami]

I am sorry everything but my laptop for staring at the laptop and not you.

[Darien]

I'm sorry wall for runing into you last night...

[DustyBelle]

I am sorry I ate you last Blondie, you were very "tastyful."

[Bunnybrine]

I;m sorry for chipping the plate

[discombobulated]

I'm sorry Skyrim game for leaving you inside the xbox :c

[Darien]

I'm sorry for having too turn you off last night tv...

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

I am sorry, 3DS, for letting you die....

[Cendaquenta]

I'm sorry, books, for not having enough shelf space and leaving you piled everywhere.

[Darien]

I'm sorry phone for hanging you up...

[DragonKami]

I am sorry laptop for breaking most of your keys.

[Allons-y~Geronimo]

Sonic Screwdriver toy, I'm so sorry I had to lend you to my little sister for the day as part of her costume.

[Naraku]

Nokia cell phone, I'm so sorry I haven't used you for months...

[DustyBelle]

Sink, I am sorry I have not cleaned you yet this week.

[Darien]

I'm sorry for runing into you last in the darkness wall...

[Daydreamdragon]

Laptop, I owe you so much for the past abuse. Leaving you running day and night, testing algorithms...

[DustyBelle]

I am sorry I forgot to clean you clothes.

[Darien]

I'm sorry, for sitting on you chair...