Posted March 6, 2018 make lemonade, and sell it to your neighbors for outrageous prices. Every time I... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2018 ...try to enjoy my dinner, my cats always stare at me. Naps are... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 7, 2018 my sanity? I sent it out to buy snacks and it never came back. How many... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 7, 2018 Licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know. Why on earth would you... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 7, 2018 Even try to a needle in a haystack? Just go and get another one, I'm sure you can buy them from the store for a dollar a pack. What's your... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 7, 2018 (edited) ...filling your entire essay with nothing but lorem ipsum text. Dipping french fries in ice cream is... Edited March 7, 2018 by Naraku Share this post Link to post
Posted March 7, 2018 ..against the law and is punishable by deportation to the Arctic Circle. Remember to take your daily... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 7, 2018 intake of potassium cyanide before going to sleep tonight. Back in my day we didn't have these pokey-mans, all we had was... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2018 These small tins of concentrated arsenic compound which we dipped needles into and stabbed random people with. Lots of fun until you were poked. This is my... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2018 crazy, sister’s dog’s girlfriend. If I were a cupcake... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2018 I would already be expired. Feel free to try me though! What should I... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2018 Wake up without feeling the weight of the world crashing down on me. This sentence will end with... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2018 feeling of soul-crushing despair. I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2018 ...and this vase will eat your soul. Without a soul, however, you can... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 11, 2018 Still exist and die. It will be all be meaningless though. I'm having a... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 11, 2018 ...lemon. I like eating it raw. A hammer is useful for... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 11, 2018 Unclogging toilets. No wait. That's a plunger. I'm thinking of... Share this post Link to post
Posted March 11, 2018 ...a world of sentient ducks. ...When I grow up, I want to be... Share this post Link to post
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