Posted February 23, 2018 right hand attached to my left foot Should I maybe talk to the surgeon about this....? That's not what I had in mind when they told me they'd reattach it... Where did I leave... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2018 That waffle iron? Alright young lady it's time to.... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2018 Stop flying around on dragons and clean your room. Oh my God that is... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2018 Somebody use Ing the lords name in vain- JESUS CHRIST DON'T DO THAT EVER AGAIN. I am... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2018 NOT cleaning that up. They don't pay me enough. Hello and welcome to... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2018 Filled with a suspicious looking liquid. One day you will... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2018 ....eat a taco. Well Seymour you are an odd fellow, but I must say.... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2018 I'm quite impressed you're still alive after all that. I think you missed our turn back at... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2018 it possible that NO one saw that but me?! Calling all... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2018 The zombified souls from the seventh circle of hell who want to get a free, 10 year old peanut butter jelly sandwich from Mars. This sentence is... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2018 likely going to cause people to question my sanity. Are you... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 23, 2018 ...going to finish that sandwich? Sometimes, I dream about.... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2018 Being trapped in a sunken ship that has caught on fire with a 5 inch statue of Godzilla while being eaten alive by eggs with teeth and singing about our supreme leader, Kim Jong Un, while being haunted by a run-on sentence of tortured words. I am no longer... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2018 Awake. Please don't disturb me until the sun rises. How can you even.... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2018 Consider eating that now? Seriously. So, the other day I saw... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2018 myself in the mirror and proceeded to have an existential crisis. Who's that... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2018 Need to tell you about how much a double triple vegan cheeseburger costs? It's common knowledge! When did we become... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) ...the enemy of water deers? Why sleep when you can... Edited February 25, 2018 by Naraku Share this post Link to post
Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) Please stop lacking creativity? (First thing that came to mind) Can i........ Edited February 25, 2018 by Reshiram5875 Share this post Link to post
Posted February 26, 2018 offer you a cup of coffee? Why don't we..................... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 26, 2018 do an extreme trust fall? You fall, I'll catch... When I die, please... Share this post Link to post
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