Chuck Norris Facts...

[Darien]

Chuck Norris onces lost a fight only too understand the feeling...

[Htt71]

Ha!

 

Chuck Norris doesn't win any fights, he just let's his opponents lose.

[Darien]

The only reason light moves so fast is because it heard Chuck Norris was coming...

[greenking13]

Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.

 

An eclipse is just the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris has 4 pet horses. They are white, fiery red, black, and pale, respectively. (... Woah.)

 

Graveyards originally had "Chuck Norris was here" sihns but everyone knew that.

 

Once, Chuck Norris climbed Mount Everest by accident.

 

The only sure things in life are death and taxes. Unless you're Chuck Norris, then they're optional.

 

If you misspell Chuck Norris on google, it doesn't say: Did you mean Chuck Norris? It says RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!

 

Chuck Norris met and exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.

 

Newborn babies cry because they know they just have entered the world of Chuck Norris.

 

 

 

[Darien]

In Japan they have Godzilla, in the U.S. we have Chuck Norris...

[Gutz]

 

 

[Draconiusultamius]

In America, chuck noriss beats everyone.

 

In soviet russia, Chuck Norris still beats everyone.

[Darien]

[Dragnilu]

chuck norris doesn't walk on water, water walks on him.

wait that came out wrong

[Darien]

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories...

[josh5432167890]

The fear of enclosed spaces is claustrophobia the fear of chuck noris is common scence

[Dragnilu]

every time chuck norris sneezes a new universe is created

[StormBirdRising]

Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[Darien]

Chuck Norris doesn't play attention - Attention plays him...

[heytheregirl]

Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.

[Darien]

[Darien]

He who lives by the sword dies by the sword. He who lives by the Chuck Norris dies by the roundhouse kick...