Posted June 30, 2013 Chuck Norris can stop chainsaws with his bare hands Share this post Link to post
Posted July 4, 2013 When Chuck Norris gives you the fingre he's showing you how many seconds you have too live... Share this post Link to post
Posted July 4, 2013 Chuck Norris is too hardcore to go shark-cage diving. The sharks go Chuck Norris-cage diving. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 13, 2013 When Chuck Norris sleeps the sun goes down in respect... Share this post Link to post
Posted July 14, 2013 Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns... Time stop's for Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris is so stealthy that he hunts the predators... Share this post Link to post
Posted July 14, 2013 The only difference between Chuck Norris and God is that Chuck Norris does not believe he is God Share this post Link to post
Posted July 16, 2013 The North Koreans were going too attack the U.S. until they heard that Chuch Norris had been deployed... Share this post Link to post
Posted July 16, 2013 Chuck Norris doesn't like the number 666 He loves it... Share this post Link to post
Posted July 17, 2013 (edited) Darth Vader may be Luke Skywalker's father, but Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father. Chuck Norris never turns lights on - he turns the dark off. The worst moment of a child's life is not finding out that Santa doesn't exist; it's finding out that Chuck Norris does exist. Dragons do not exist, but only because one once got in Chuck Norris' way. Edited July 17, 2013 by dracopenguin Share this post Link to post
Posted August 2, 2013 Hydrogen forms helium when Chuck Norris punches the air... Share this post Link to post
Posted August 3, 2013 When he used to ring the neighbours' doorbells as a kid, Chuck Norris didn't run away.The neighbours did. Every time Chuck Norris didn't do his homework, the teacher wouldn't say anything. (kinda lame) Share this post Link to post
Posted August 14, 2013 Tidal waves are the result of Chuck Norris giving the ocean a roundhouse kick!... Share this post Link to post
Posted August 14, 2013 Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he lifts planets. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 15, 2013 Chuck Norris was once asked how many pusk up he could do. His response was. All of them... Share this post Link to post
Posted August 15, 2013 Chuck Norris won the 1993 World Arm Wrestling Championship using only his broken pinkie. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 24, 2013 Chuck Norris has better taste then the most interesting man in the world. He drinks Sierra Nevada... Share this post Link to post
Posted August 24, 2013 Chuck Norris can chuck more woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 27, 2013 Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him... Share this post Link to post
Posted August 27, 2013 Chuck Norris is actually the pioneer of the Kamehameha and the Spirit Bombs. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 27, 2013 When Chuck Norris jumps he doesn't go up, the world goes down. (Meh lameish) Share this post Link to post
Posted August 30, 2013 Fire escapes were invented to protect fire from Chuck Norris... Share this post Link to post
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