Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Daydreamdragon]

I'm sorry sir. I will replace it with the kidney you ordered.

 

Waiter, there's some alphabet soup spelling "kill the waiter or you die" in my soup.

[dangershy]

Ah, that's just a little mistake. That was meant for the child. My apologies.

 

Waiter, there- there's a TARDIS in my soup.

[FlowerOwl]

"So sorry sir, it seems that we have some difficulties with a few troublemakers during the past few days..."

 

Waiter, there's a baby in my soup...

[cutiesonic]

Boy or girl?

 

Waiter, there's a PokeMutant in my soup!

[Dracoscar]

Does it have amnesia?

 

Waiter, there's a teddy bear in my soup O_o

[akiokid]

YOURE DROWNING THE POOR THING! SAVE IT!

 

waiter! theres a potato in my soup!

[Dracoscar]

Eat it.

 

Waiter... please get out of my soup...

[kingcobra2018]

Alright alright so what if I'm in your soup I don't have plumbing at my house

 

Waiter um my soup isn't a house...

 

Lonewolf do you play CS? There's a thread there that has the exact same format here.

[missy_]

Waiter, there's a hobbit in my soup!

[kingcobra2018]

But why? He should be on the set!

 

Waiter there's a Akbar's in my soup!

[Daydreamdragon]

That's no soup. It's a frappe!

 

Waiter, there's some teeth in my soup.

[akiokid]

oh sorry! those are the last customers!

 

waiter! theres an eyeball in my soup!

[virtualoo]

Now you "see" how good it tastes

 

Waiter, there is a pokemon in my soup

[dangershy]

Catch it.

 

Waiter, there's a fallen angel in my soup.

[Ladykyuubirose]

Well fix it up and let it go home

 

 

Waiter, my soup has turned solid and is moving

[dangershy]

Oh, my apologies, ma'am. You got the wrong soup. [grabs it and throws it out the door]

 

Waiter... there's.... a Dean Winchester in my soup?!

[Ladykyuubirose]

I guess it must be something besides soup then...

 

Waiter, There is a spoon in my soup

[dangershy]

Well, that's practical. Eat your soup with the spoon.

 

Waiter, there's a Karkat Vantas in my soup, and he's swearing very fouly at me. Please take him away, I highly dislike his way of speech.

[Ladykyuubirose]

*throws the soup at someone else and gets a new soup* Here you go

 

 

Waiter theres bananas and ice cream in my soup

[Anniepimm]

No throwing Soup it antisocial

 

 

Waiter!! There is simply a door to Mordor in my soup

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[Total Reverse]

Then go through it, because if you go another way, someone might die! *lots of laughter*

 

 

Waiter! You are in my soup!

Edited June 4, 2013 by Total Reverse

[Chaos Rider]

Wait 'til I finish my bath will ya

 

Waiter! There's a feather in my soup!

[Ladykyuubirose]

*Hides the parrot and takes out the feather* there you go

 

Waiter, theres some kind of phone floating in my soup

[Ælex]

If it's Nokia, it's good to keep. Otherwise just toss it away.

 

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!

[Total Reverse]

You ordered the Serving Soup!

 

Waiter! There is soup in my soup!