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Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

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Oh, my bad. I accidentally got you the Galaxy Soup that Thanos ordered.

 

Waiter, there is a large piece of Casu Marzu with a lot of live maggots in my soup!!!

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Pretty sure that's intentional. It was mentioned in the menu that it'll contain live maggots. I assume you want a refund for it then? You're the 296th customer to order and ask a refund for this...

 

Waiter, there is a frog swimming in my soup! 

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The hoofed kind or the finned kind?

 

Waiter, there is a poor little neglected hatchling in my soup.

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Let me take that little neglected from the bowl for you (and put it right on my scroll)

Waiter, there is a diamond ring in my soup.

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"Rawr! Can I haz cheeseburgerz? 1200+ rare pepes up for sale. Cringe culture." I apologize. The soup has become sentient from those dead memes floating around in it. I must destroy it with fire.

 

Waiter, there is a manta ray in my soup!

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Oh, sorry, that's my soup. I was saving that Illegally-produced exotic fish soup for later...

DON'T CALL  THE FBI.

 

Waiter, there is a Rocky Balboa in my soup!

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Didn't you order the soup of fortune? Oh well, It's mine now!

 

 

Waiter, there is a Thomas Sanders Vine in my soup. (I apologize if it is too specific)

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I'm sorry, but the sign outside explicitly states that today's theme is music. Or is Kate Miller more to your liking?

Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup.

Edited by RandomBreeder

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There's a bowl in your soup because you ordered the double soup. did you want normal soup instead?

 

Waiter, there's are dates in my soup!

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Yes, soup bowls are a popular destination for dating fairies.  I'll suggest they relocate to a different bowl.

 

Waiter, there is a feather in my soup!

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You asked for chicken soup, didn't you? Gee, you should have expected that.

 

 

Waiter! There is a doll in my soup.

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It was "Bring Your Cheese Dragon to Work" Day. I wondered where mine went.

 

Waiter! There is a beaver in my soup!

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Well I’ll be dammed! Let me get him out for you. 

 

Waiter, there’s a waiter in my soup. 

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Don't mind them. They just quit their job.

 

Waiter, there is a snow in my soup!

Edited by Naraku

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Maybe there's a tiny snowman too!

 

Waiter, there's a dragon scale in my soup!

Edited by LikeTwoPancakes

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3 hours ago, LikeTwoPancakes said:

Maybe there's a tiny snowman too!

 

Waiter, there's a dragon scale in my soup!

Put it on a Seadra and trade it to make it evolve.

 

Waiter, there's a Lovecraftian Eldritch Abomination in my soup!

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You like it, don't you, Life? We have many more in the menu! Try them all!

 

Waiter, there is a wyrm in my soup!

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