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Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

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You must a terrible copy-cat! You can use it as a mirror, though smile.gif

 

Waiter, there is a Timelord in my soup! He's quite a dandy, but I ordered vegetarian blink.gif

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Timelord!? Alright, where's the thing trying to destroy us that came with it.

 

Waiter, there's a dalek in my soup!

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Paint it pink and take it to a disco!

 

Waiter, there is a TARDIS in my soup! Or, rather, all my soup leaked into the thing sad.gif

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Now it's wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey soup!

 

(in keeping with the DW theme... XD) Waiter! There's a sonic screwdriver in my soup!

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Quick! Hide it! It'll come in handy when you're in a cell, looking for a way out!

 

Waiter, there's a book "Prison Cells of the Universe, by Josephine Grant" in my soup. What kind of a nasty person would put a book into such a cold, wet place?! Hmmm! The fact that the soup is cold does no good to my opinion of the establishment, either!

Edited by Snowwall

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Put it back in the library where it belongs.

 

Waiter there's a tumblr blog in my soup pls help

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Follow it?

 

Waiter/Waitress, there is a dead-looking ca- Oh, wait, that's my reflection. Erm, there's a fire in my soup.

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Just blow on it

 

Waiter/Waitress! There's a seacatsmew in my soup.

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You did order the extra-spicy soup, right? ninja.gif 'd lol

 

That's okay, she's quite friendly~

 

Waiter! There's... some kind of amulet in my soup?

Edited by Denwayasha

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Wear it for good luck! After you clean it off, of course.

 

Waiter, your computer is in my soup!

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It's not a computer, it's a smartphone! Too smart for its own good, it seems... Thanks for finding it! *Scolds the machine for wandering off*

 

Waiter, there is honey in my soup!

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Oh no.

Oh no.

ruN FAST, RUN FAR. YOU WILL HAVE NO HOPE WHEN THE BEARS ARRIVE.

 

Ok so anyways, waiter thERE'S A BEAR IN MY SOU P.

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Silly bear! That's soup you're sitting in not porridge. *shoos it back into the forest*

 

Waiter! There are snails in my soup, and I didn't even order the escargot!

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Oh those are my pet snails! Thanks for finding them! Bad snails! -snails begin to crawl back home, very slowly-

 

Waiter, there's a rabid skunk in my soup!

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Call animal control and ask them to take it away before it bites you.

 

Waiter, there's a tank in my soup! I don't know how it fit into the bowl.

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Do you have any fish? If you do, the chef might have eaten them...

 

Waiter, an alien is eating my soup!!! AH! INVASION!!!

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Maybe it wants to phone home.

 

Waiter, there's a hairbrush in my soup.

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Our chef is hairbrush hoarder, but he doesn't even have any hair!

 

Waiter, there is an epic face in my soup!

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That soup is too "clean" so you are looking at your face.

 

Waiter, there is a 18GB USB drive in my soup;

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Waiter, there's an elephant in my soup.

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Here is a mouse to keep it company <:3)~~~

 

Waiter, there is a shopping bag in my soup!

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The soup went shopping earlier and probably forgot to return the shopping bag.

 

Waiter, there is a T-rex eating my soup! Get it away before it eats me!!!

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You have a whole cave-full of dragons, ask them for help! They are related to dinosaurs, right?

 

Waiter, there is a pillow in my soup!

Edited by Snowwall

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The chef is having a sleepover tonight. He must have mistaken the soup bowl for a storage place again!

 

 

Waiter, there is a parakeet in my soup! And it keeps insulting me!!!

Edited by solarflare3000

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