Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[john30]

Does it taste biter? No? Oh well...

Waiter, there's a gold atom in my soup.

Just eat it to become golden.

 

Waiter,there's pee in my soup.(disguisting!)

[AwesoMan30000]

You asked for pea soup, so eat up. (You predicted that, didn't you?)

Waiter, there is an extremely fat chicken in my soup.

[Lemniscate]

It's chicken soup!

Waiter, there's a idiotic giraffe in my soup

[thomasgold19]

You get a free pet.

Waiter there is the first dragoborn in my soup.

 

(skyrim reference)

Edited July 28, 2013 by thomasgold19

[Psycho Cat]

Well, if it's in there it must be tasty.

 

Waiter, my leek-snake is in my soup!

[thomasgold19]

Here is a gun get rid of it

Waiter there is a creepy guy in my soup.

[Lemniscate]

He would be dead because you ordered super hot magma soup.

Waiter, you're in my soup

[thomasgold19]

Terribly sorry let me get out.

Waiter there is an angry giraffe in my soup.

[Lemniscate]

Oh, it might be friends with the idiotic giraffe in my soup!

Waiter, there is a party in my soup.

[thomasgold19]

Ill get out and tell my friends to leave then.

Waiter there is a chef in my soup.

[Lemniscate]

He must have wanted to try some

Waiter, I'm stuck in my soup!

[thomasgold19]

Ill call a firedepartment

Waiter there is a burning car in my soup.

[Lemniscate]

It's our specialty!

Waiter, there are tiny people swimming in my soup!

[thomasgold19]

Why are you ruining my fun!

Waiter there is not enough space for me in my soup.

[Lemniscate]

You'll just have to order a bigger bowl then!

Waiter, my soup is normal

[Psycho Cat]

Go get Palkia. It can bend space so that all the other soups on this thread are normal, and yours isn't. Now don't you feel special?

 

Waiter, there's a Kraid in my soup!

[thomasgold19]

I wish i knew what that was.

Waiter there isn't a pet zebra in my soup.

[Lemniscate]

I'll go get one for you if you like. That will be a extra charge o$f121.36

Waiter, Palkia is drinking my soup.

[thomasgold19]

Ill call dialga.

Waiter there still isn't a zebra in my soup but $121.36 is

[Lemniscate]

I'm terribly sorry, must have dropped that in by accident.*takes out and puts zebra in*

Waiter, now dialga is taking a bath in my soup.

[thomasgold19]

Ill call arceus

Waiter there is an embty bad of zebra food in my soup

[Shadlok]

It is Zebra-soup-special, good Sir.

Waiter, Satan is in my soup.

[thomasgold19]

I'm not licensed to preform an exorcism

Waiter there is a potato in my all bacon soup.

[Lemniscate]

It acts as a sheild so the pigs don't accuse you of murder, sir.

Waiter, now dialga, arceus, and Palkia are having a party in my space time traveling pickle soup.

[thomasgold19]

Ill call Ash Ketchum then they will leave becausehe can never catch a legendary.

Waiter now they moved to my soup!