Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[PumpkinPyromaniac]

It's my lint! You can't have my lint! It's mine, all mine! *deranged laughter*

 

And why would I ride Artemis Fowl?

 

 

Waiter, there's a CreepyPasta in my soup.

[Daydreamdragon]

Spread the word. ...Sir.

 

Waiter, there's a message saying "ooooooo" in my soup.

[Dracoscar]

Try saying "aaaaaaaaaaa". That should scare it away.

 

Waiter, there's a Fennekin in my soup! (If you don't know what it is, look it up)

[popcorncat11]

Use your pokeball to catch it! Its fraking adorbs...

 

Waiter, there is nail polish in my soup!

[Dracoscar]

Paint your nails with it, that's what it's for

 

Waiter, there's a zombie in my soup.

[popcorncat11]

Quick! Grab the first object to your left! The zombie apocolypse has come and that is your only weapon!

 

Waiter, there is a UPS truck in my soup.

[Dracoscar]

Destroy it with a DOWNS truck.

 

Waiter, there's a Muffin in my soup.

[popcorncat11]

What is there to complain about? Free soup-flavored muffin!

 

Waiter, there is a candle in my soup.

[Dracoscar]

Put it out.

 

Waiter, do you mind getting out of my soup?

[popcorncat11]

Ahh, but I was taking quite a nice bath!

 

Waiter, there is an alien in my soup!

[Dracoscar]

Throw water on it. 95% of aliens have a weakness to water.

 

Waiter, there's a in my soup.

[PumpkinPyromaniac]

Get rid of it by correcting your grammar.

 

 

Waiter, there's a PM in my soup.

[Dracoscar]

Read it and see what it says!

 

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[Chaos Rider]

Well since I lost that means you must have won so I suggest that you celebrate

 

Waiter, there's a slinky in my soup

[cunbong200]

Put it on a stair and watch it go all the way downnnnnnn

 

Waiter, Herobrine is sitting in my soup, and I'm scared

[Anniepimm]

Waiter, Jeremy Kyle is in my soup.... "i need a DNA test"

[Dracoscar]

Give him a DNA Test.

 

Waiter, there's an umbrella in my soup.

[Chaos Rider]

the roof leaks, the umbrella is there to stop the rain from getting into your soup

 

waiter, there's an car in my soup

[Darien]

The car is there too take you too the ER after having eaten all that much soup...

 

Watier, there a model in my soup...

[Chaos Rider]

model of what. need to know before I can get rid of it

 

Waiter, there's a Pikachu in my soup

[epicawesomepie]

Good good, it's suppose to "dazzle" your soup up!

 

Waiter, there's a baby in my soup!!!!

[Lore_Master]

Baby turtles are supposed to be rich in nutrients.

 

Waiter, Nicholas Cage is in my soup.

[Chaos Rider]

He'll make his own way out

 

waiter, there's a cat in my soup

[Dracoscar]

Did you not order the Feline Friday Special?

 

Waiter, there's an ant in my soup.

[epicawesomepie]

That's because you're sitting on an ant hill.

 

Waiter, there's a plane in my soup.