Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[guy person]

I'll take that... *takes the bar*..... NOM NOM NOM....

 

 

Waiter, there's a donkey in my soup.

[Chaos Rider]

don't be an as

 

Waiter, there's a zebra in my soup

[guy person]

paint it white and it wont be a zebra anymore (Dude I love zebras, and was totally thinking of saying that)

 

Waiter, there is a.... wait your in my soup!

[Daydreamdragon]

Sorry sir, wrong table *gets flushed in the bowl of soup and disappears*

 

Waiter, I'm in the soup.

[guy person]

yes I know, my troll friends want to eat you.

 

Waiter, there is an elephant in my soup.

[Ladykyuubirose]

You did order the jumbo size

 

Waiter, there is a talking pink pony in my soup

[guy person]

I'm sorry I thought you ordered the MLP soup.

 

Waiter, there is a dirty rock in my soup.

[Ladykyuubirose]

You did order the minecraft soup

 

Waiter, there are flies in my soup

Edited June 17, 2013 by Ladykyuubirose

[Tardigrade]

Flies?! Yummy! Forget the soup and eat the flies!

 

Waiter there is a dead bird in my soup!

[cutiesonic]

Aren't you a cat? Cats love dead birds.

 

Waiter, there's a circus in my soup!

 

 

[Daydreamdragon]

Here are your pies, sir.

 

Waiter, there are two civilizations that have waged war to one another in my soup.

[SilveryKit]

Wait until they crush each other, then take the opportunity to rule over the soup.

 

Waiter, there is a screaming fangirl in my soup!

[kingcobra2018]

Oh you aren't Justin Bieber?

 

Waiter a fork is in my soup.

[Chaos Rider]

That's because our soup is thick enough to be eaten with a fork

 

waiter, there's a tiger in my soup

[kingcobra2018]

It's Tiger toy soup, if you haven't noticed it's fake.

 

Waiter a phone is in my soup.

[wonton55912]

It's for you, you should answer it.

 

Waiter, there is a table in my soup.

[danwar123]

It's for you, you should answer it.

 

Waiter, there is a table in my soup.

you asked for doll table soup.

 

waiter,there's a man trying to kill a CB red hatchling in my soup!

Edited June 19, 2013 by danwar123

[cutiesonic]

Stop him!

 

Waiter, there's a roleplay going on in my soup!

[danwar123]

Stop him!

 

Waiter, there's a roleplay going on in my soup!

join it

 

waiter,there's a random egg in my soup!

[PumpkinPyromaniac]

That's not random. It's egg soup.

 

Waiter, there is an Artemis Fowl in my soup.

[danwar123]

That's not random. It's egg soup.

 

Waiter, there is an Artemis Fowl in my soup.

ride it!

 

waiter,skate city is in my soup

[missy_]

Charge everyone admission.

 

Waiter, there's a sailboat in my soup!

[Chaos Rider]

That's to allow you to travel to the second course ma'am

 

Waiter, there's gunpowder in my soup

[Ladykyuubirose]

You did ask for the loud noise soup

 

Waiter,I have muffins in my bowl

[Chaos Rider]

Yes, you get dinner and dessert in the same meal

 

Waiter, there's dust in my soup