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One does not simply summon Hastur, the Yellow King into Mordor. 

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One does not simply cheat by riding the eagles into Mordor.

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One does not simply sneak through an army of Easterlings when the Black Gate is open to get into Mordor. 

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This has surely been done before, but...

 

One does not simply moonwalk into Mordor.

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One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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One does not simply smell his/her own stinky armpits while shaving into Mordor...

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One does not simply sass the Mouth of Sauron at the Black Gate into Mordor.

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On 3/28/2018 at 1:56 AM, purpledragonclaw said:

One does not simply sleepwalk into Mordor.

Really? I expected yours would be "One does not simply sweep into Mordor." XD

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33 minutes ago, Lagie said:

Really? I expected yours would be "One does not simply sweep into Mordor." XD

 

Check the year on that quote of mine and you'll understand why. ;)

 

One does not simply ride a broom into Mordor.

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10 hours ago, purpledragonclaw said:

 

Check the year on that quote of mine and you'll understand why. ;)

 

One does not simply ride a broom into Mordor.

XD

That was a while ago.

 

One does not simply proofread into Mordor.

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