Posted July 30, 2019 (edited) Congratulations ! You just won a slot on The Apprentice. Edited July 30, 2019 by Fuzzbucket Share this post Link to post
Posted August 1, 2019 Congratulations! You just failed at life and have to start all over again from scratch. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 16, 2019 Congratulations! You just got 5 stacks of diamonds! Share this post Link to post
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Posted November 14, 2019 Congratulations, you just won a truckload of skunk cabbage and a real skunk. Share this post Link to post
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Posted February 25, 2021 Congratulations, you found out what happens when you combine warm soapy water with hydrogen peroxide, vinegar, and baking soda. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 4, 2021 Congratulations, you've just won a BRAND NEW, LUXURY, UNMISSABLE, UNFORGETTABLE holiday experience to your local grocery store. 🎉 Well done, you. 🎉 Share this post Link to post
Posted April 4, 2021 (edited) Congratulations. The Easter bunny left you black jelly beans. Edited April 4, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise Share this post Link to post
Posted July 12, 2021 Congratulations you just won a free trip to the Poop museum...💩 Share this post Link to post
Posted July 13, 2021 Congratulations, you get to explain what this game is about!? Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2021 Congratulations! You just won five "Hooked on Classics" cassette tapes. Share this post Link to post
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Posted August 8, 2021 Congratulations! You get a whole night of existential despair! Relish knowing that you will be able to experience your favourite philosopher's thoughts and ideas in the comforts of your own home! Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2021 Congratulations you get a coupon for 10% off if you spend £2000 or more on past-sellby bannanas! Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2021 Congratulations! You just recieved more banana bread than you'll ever need. No nuts. Nuts are expensive. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2021 Congratulations! You just won another succulent. Are there instructions online on how to care for it? No. Good luck! Share this post Link to post
Posted August 10, 2021 Congratulations! You won a check from Publisher's Clearinghouse. Open the door and let zombie Ed McMahon in. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 11, 2022 Congratulations! You just breathed! Here's to many more! Share this post Link to post
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Posted September 16, 2022 (edited) Congratulations you just won a big bag of Chernobyl coffee, made with only the best radioactive waste for that special glow in the dark look, and remember it's good till you drop. Enjoy...☕☠️ Edited September 16, 2022 by Darien Share this post Link to post
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