Posted September 28, 2012 How about for a vampire kill: "You plunge a wooden stake into the heart of the undead dragon bringing about it's true and final death. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2012 For a failed Paper: You attempt stabbing [name] but nothing happens as the blade penetrates its body, and you leave the scene with many, many papercuts. For a Neglect: You approach [name] but the closer you get, you figure it's so battered and beaten by the time you reach it, you merely turn around. For a leetle tree: After many attempts to chop the lil' thing down and having it grow back like a weed, you finally resort to urinating on it. For a vine: No matter how many times you slice with your blade, the stupid weed keeps growing back! Oh my god Tri, the lettle tree one Share this post Link to post
Posted September 29, 2012 Taking your sword you try to Stab (name) only for it's second head to bite you two headed dragon fail Share this post Link to post
Posted September 29, 2012 LOL here's some more X3 You stab your nocturne, but it has turned to stone and now your sword is stuck in its body. You stab your deep sea--wait, how did you get down to the ocean floor?! You attempt to stab your magma dragon, but it melts your sword blade. You attempt to stab your stone dragon--what a stupid idea. It's made from STONE, obviously. You stab your hatchling, but it's so small you miss it, and it runs away before you can do anything. You attempt to stab your shadow walker, but it just fades away and you end up attacking air. You stab your zombie, but it doesn't care, because it's already dead. aww my post got no recognition /facepalms Must. make. funnier. kill. messages. >:E Share this post Link to post
Posted October 3, 2012 I can see "Kill" becoming the Zombie variant of Splash there. LOL would you get a memorial among your trophies? I love the idea! Also. All pygmy dragons (Including pumpkins) could possibly read "You walk to ____'s nest and tread out the tiny creature. " One message that would be rarer than the avoided attack message: "You kill ___ to see whether you'd get an interesting kill message, but no such luck this time." Pillow dragon: "You brandish your sword against ___, cutting off a fistful of its soft whool." (The dragon would most likely survive.) Than day, any further actions would lead you to "You approach ___ (the dragon whose Actions page you attempt to visit) but you have to sneeze hard because of ____'s (pillow dragon's) whool you breathed in earlier today." Share this post Link to post
Posted October 19, 2012 You stab your neglected dragon. It went through a hole in its wing. Now Its turned on you. Whoops. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 19, 2012 (edited) Must. make. funnier. kill. messages. >:E Ithinkitsgreat.Aww - censor evasion removed- youkeyoard. edit - please refrain from double posting, use the edit button instead- Edited October 19, 2012 by rubyshoes Share this post Link to post
Posted October 20, 2012 You stab your Purple Dragon. Good job...now you can't have kids. You attempt to stab your Green (earth) dragon...wait...WHEN WAS AN 8.0 SCHEDULED FOR TODAY?!! You attempt to stab your horse dragon, but it kicks you in the gut. You attempt to stab your Sunstone dragon, but it hits you in the head with the orb on its tail. You attempt to stab your Tsunami dragon - OK THAT WASN'T A SMART IDEA!! RUN FOR MUCH HIGHER GROUND!!! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 21, 2012 You attempt to stab your ice dragon, but the sword freezes and it's stuck. You attempt to stab your hellfire wyvern, but it burns your sword. Atleast it is refined now. You stab your heartseeker in the heart, but it has 12 hearts... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 21, 2012 (edited) I guess a simple sword stab wouldn't be enough for a zombie - it would have to be much more epic. Fail: Raising your sword, you approach the back of your cave, sword high at the ready. The darkness encompasses you, until a faded mist is all your eyes can see. Suddenly, a flash of blade like teeth comes hurtling towards your throat. With reflexes from years of Skywing-Riding, you parry, the metallic echo of sword on tooth echoing around the dark space. Slowly backing away, you hold your sword in front of you, swishing it slowly as you await what lies in the shadows. You trip over a discarded rock - why do the hatchlings keep on rolling them everywhere? - and lie trembling on the ground, as the stench of death and mold creeps over you as diseased flesh falls over you. Closing your eyes, you open them to find a guardian dragon, its shield deflecting the death that was surely to come while your white dragons pull you back, healing your cuts and bruises. Succeed: Raising your sword, you approach the back of your cave, sword high at the ready. The darkness encompasses you, until a faded mist is all your eyes can see. Suddenly, a flash of blade like teeth comes hurtling towards your throat. With reflexes from years of Skywing-Riding, you parry, the metallic echo of sword on tooth echoing around the dark space. A mighty earthquake shakes the cave, and the zombie stumbles, falling to the ground, growling with sheer jealously that you breathe, while it does not. You click your fingers, and an army of reds, magmas and many more come down, lighting the shadows with their natural glow. "Now!" you yell, and a torrent of hellfire and brimstone showers down upon the zombie, before the heat is too much for you, and you run back to the safety of the outside world. When it has cooled down, you return to see a lone tombstone, in a pile of ashes. Has to be the most epic kill message ever. Lemmie try... You attempt to stab your Mint Dragon, but thinking it twice, you decide it would go better with chocolate. You attempt to stab your Olive/Turpentine/Brimestone Dragon. You succeed, but now you stink. Go take a bath. You attempt to stab your Magi Dragon, but you scare it and it teleports you. Good luck finding your way back home, you silly. You attempt to stab your Sunstone/Moonstone Dragon, but it reacts quickly and hits your head with its tail's orb. Next time don't forget your helmet. You try to stab your Misfit Pygmy, only to find it has tied your shoe-laces together. Ouch. You try to kill your Crimson Flare Pygmy. With a fly swatter. How convenient of you. Edited October 21, 2012 by IshtarfromBabylon Share this post Link to post
Posted October 21, 2012 Success pillow: you stab your Pillow in the heart. As the life fades from his eyes, he just manages to say "How could you..." Fail Pillow: You attempt to stab your pillow, but you are overwhelmed by cuteness. You attempt to stab your pillow in the heart, but you can't quite find where it is.. I suck You successfully kill your [pygmy] with a flyswatter. As your Guardian of Nature's life fades away, you notice a deep, scary growl from the cave. Looking around, you have realized he was your shield. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 21, 2012 Has to be the most epic kill message ever. Lemmie try... You attempt to stab your Mint Dragon, but thinking it twice, you decide it would go better with chocolate. You attempt to stab your Olive/Turpentine/Brimestone Dragon. You succeed, but now you stink. Go take a bath. You attempt to stab your Magi Dragon, but you scare it and it teleports you. Good luck finding your way back home, you silly. You attempt to stab your Sunstone/Moonstone Dragon, but it reacts quickly and hits your head with its tail's orb. Next time don't forget your helmet. You try to stab your Misfit Pygmy, only to find it has tied your shoe-laces together. Ouch. You try to kill your Crimson Flare Pygmy. With a fly swatter. How convenient of you. I don't think they had those kind of shoes in medieval ages. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 22, 2012 You attempt to stab your Olive/Turpentine/Brimestone Dragon. You succeed, but now you stink. Go take a bath. I lol'ed Share this post Link to post
Posted October 22, 2012 omg this is so messed up i couldnt help but laugh! what is wrong with you people!? poor little pixelated dragons trusted you with their lives from the time they hatched and you just kill them Q_Q you are their parent! whyyy!!!!! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 22, 2012 Has to be the most epic kill message ever. Lemmie try... You attempt to stab your Mint Dragon, but thinking it twice, you decide it would go better with chocolate. You attempt to stab your Olive/Turpentine/Brimestone Dragon. You succeed, but now you stink. Go take a bath. You attempt to stab your Magi Dragon, but you scare it and it teleports you. Good luck finding your way back home, you silly. You attempt to stab your Sunstone/Moonstone Dragon, but it reacts quickly and hits your head with its tail's orb. Next time don't forget your helmet. You try to stab your Misfit Pygmy, only to find it has tied your shoe-laces together. Ouch. You try to kill your Crimson Flare Pygmy. With a fly swatter. How convenient of you. Haha! I love the Magi one. Hmm... You stab your Cheese and eat it with crackers. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 22, 2012 You try to kill your Crimson Flare Pygmy. With a fly swatter. How convenient of you. HAH! I love that one. Paper fail: You approach the dragon with a lit match, but it is not enough. The fire blows out with a breeze. Paper success: You bring along a fire-breathing partner as you approach the enchanted dragon. "Partner used Flamethrower! It's super effective!" Congratulations, you now have a pile of ash. Perhaps playing with fire was a bad idea. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 28, 2012 Lol I never knew killing dragons could be so funny. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 28, 2012 How about these kill fails? You attempt to kill your Shadow Walker but it fades away and now you can't find it. Darn. You attempt to kill your Two-headed dragon but after trying to cut off one of the heads the other comes to bit you. You attempt to kill your pumpkin dragon but it slips into a pumpkin and now you can't reach it. You need a sharper knife. You attempt to kill your electric dragon but it electocutes you along the blade. You attempt to kill your canopy/neotropical/BBW but it blends in with its surroundings and now you can't really find it. You attempt to kill your winter magi but he says santa won't give you a gift if you did kill him. You attempt to kill your Vine dragon but it whips you with its vines as if you were a slave. You attempt to kill your Daydream dragon but it dropped a daydream into your head and now you aren't really paying attention. You attempt to kill your dark myst pygmy at night and now you can't see it. You attempt to kill your silver dragon but it blinds you with its glow. Ehhh all I can think of Share this post Link to post
Posted October 30, 2012 (edited) you take your blade and try to stab the shadow walker but its a ghost and you fall over trying to stab it you take your blade and stab the gold dragon then you melt it into wedding rings you take your cheese dragon and stick it in a mouse trap the trap does not work the cheese gets eaten by mice you attempt to kill your magi but it time travels you to the future and you get run over by a bus you take your blade and carve the pumpkin dragon then put a candle in it Edited October 30, 2012 by railbussimon Share this post Link to post
Posted November 5, 2012 Ohh... I wanna try! Any Dino(Success): You stab_____, as it's life fade away, an angry italien plumper comes and jumps on your head. Any Dino(Failure): You attempt to stab _____, but it runs to an italien plumper and tell what you tried to do to it. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 5, 2012 You jump on top of (Green dino's name) and squash him. You get +1 life. Mario. Woop. Share this post Link to post
Posted January 11, 2013 You melt your cheese dragon and enjoy a delicious fondue dinner. mmmmm fondue... Share this post Link to post
Posted January 17, 2013 You take your cheese dragon and put in the microwave you just invented with some metal KABOOM Share this post Link to post
Posted January 17, 2013 now i want to hatch and eat a chicken... hey, is the chick kill message any different than the adult? hmm... you attempt to kill your ice dragon, now you're a block of ice... Share this post Link to post
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