Posted September 26, 2012 You charge towards your green dragon, sword aloft. Wow...it didn't look so big from back there. You decide to come back later. Putting your sword to your electric dragon's throat..Ow! The blade conducts electricity, and you are thrown backwards. You attempt to stab your magi with your sword, only to find your sword has been teleported to a far away destination. You stab your vampire dragon, only to find two sharp fangs sinking their way into your shoulder. You get a sudden craving for blood... I'd be stabbing dragons just to see hilarious FAIL messages if those were there! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) I'd be stabbing dragons just to see hilarious FAIL messages if those were there! LOL here's some more X3 You stab your nocturne, but it has turned to stone and now your sword is stuck in its body. You stab your deep sea--wait, how did you get down to the ocean floor?! You attempt to stab your magma dragon, but it melts your sword blade. You attempt to stab your stone dragon--what a stupid idea. It's made from STONE, obviously. You stab your hatchling, but it's so small you miss it, and it runs away before you can do anything. You attempt to stab your shadow walker, but it just fades away and you end up attacking air. You stab your zombie, but it doesn't care, because it's already dead. Edited September 26, 2012 by beacker1160 Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) You stab your hatchling, but it's so small you miss it, and it runs away before you can do anything. Whack-A-Mole comes into mind... Edited September 26, 2012 by Emeraldmay Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) You attempt to stab your pillow, but its cuteness is irresistible. You hug it instead. Edited September 26, 2012 by Snowytoshi Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 You stab your zombie, but it doesn't care, because it's already dead. I can see "Kill" becoming the Zombie variant of Splash there. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 You move to stab you red dragon, but it is well trained in fighting knights. A fairly large crowd had gathered by the time you get your sword into it. You stab at your guardian dragon. It parries your blows several time before you kill it. You stab your vine dragon, but it pulled your sword underground with its dying breaths. You stab your gold and sell its hind at the market. You trick your water dragon into beaching itself. Feeling merciful, you stab it so it doesn't have to suffer. You stab your Guardian of Nature. What the heck is wrong with you. Sorry, sorry. You stab your Terrae dragon, the forest weeps that night for its loss. You stab your balloon dragon. That surprised look in its eyes still haunt you. You try to stab your stone dragon, but your sword doesn't cut through its hind. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 You pick up the Gold Dragon egg and smash it on the ground. As you turn to leave, a crowd of angry dragon raisers with pitchforks come running at you. You desperately try to stab your Skywing Dragon, but you can't reach it because it's flying in the sky. You stab your Cheese Dragon and make a sandwich. You take your blade and stab the Christmas Dragon. Thanks a lot for ruining the holidays for the children, you cruel sadist. Now you will get no presents! You take your blade and stab the Valentine Dragon. Jeez, how heartless are you? You stab the White Dragon and take its stick, throwing it into the fire to roast more chickens. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 You pick up the Gold Dragon egg and smash it on the ground. As you turn to leave, a crowd of angry dragon raisers with pitchforks come running at you. You desperately try to stab your Skywing Dragon, but you can't reach it because it's flying in the sky. You stab your Cheese Dragon and make a sandwich. You take your blade and stab the Christmas Dragon. Thanks a lot for ruining the holidays for the children, you cruel sadist. Now you will get no presents! You take your blade and stab the Valentine Dragon. Jeez, how heartless are you? You stab the White Dragon and take its stick, throwing it into the fire to roast more chickens. You stab your Valentine's dragon. No more girlfriends for you~ |D; Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 You stab your Cheese Dragon and make a sandwich. You take your blade and stab the Christmas Dragon. Thanks a lot for ruining the holidays for the children, you cruel sadist. Now you will get no presents! I love them! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 You stab your Cheese Dragon and make a sandwich. I laughed so hard. You stab your Paper dragon and fold it into something useful. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 You stab your Dino and you can faintly hear Barney saying '...let's be friends!' Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 You stab your balloon dragon. That surprised look in its eyes still haunt you. Don't you mean: You stab your balloon dragon. You're not sure where the body flew off to. You stab your Cheese Dragon and make a sandwich. lolz Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 Don't you mean: You stab your balloon dragon. You're not sure where the body flew off to. lolz We really need specialized kill messages. |D. This is fun. You stab your Cheese dragon. Now how exactly do you know enchanted cheese is safe to eat? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 These are so hilarious. Lemme think, hmmm... Nah, I got nothing. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 Don't you mean: You stab your balloon dragon. You're not sure where the body flew off to. You win. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2012 Paper kill has no special message. Just letting ya know. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2012 Don't you mean: You stab your balloon dragon. You're not sure where the body flew off to. Or You stab your balloon and it explodes with a loud POP! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2012 Or You stab your balloon and it explodes with a loud POP! and splashing blood everywhere... ew... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2012 and splashing blood everywhere... ew... I was thinking helium, but if you must be morbid Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2012 You pick up the Gold Dragon egg and smash it on the ground. As you turn to leave, a crowd of angry dragon raisers with pitchforks come running at you. You desperately try to stab your Skywing Dragon, but you can't reach it because it's flying in the sky. You stab your Cheese Dragon and make a sandwich. You take your blade and stab the Christmas Dragon. Thanks a lot for ruining the holidays for the children, you cruel sadist. Now you will get no presents! You take your blade and stab the Valentine Dragon. Jeez, how heartless are you? You stab the White Dragon and take its stick, throwing it into the fire to roast more chickens. LOL!! Ohmy, the things this thread has come up with This is why TJ didn't make extras <.< because there would be too many dead dragons just for the death message Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2012 I guess a simple sword stab wouldn't be enough for a zombie - it would have to be much more epic. Fail: Raising your sword, you approach the back of your cave, sword high at the ready. The darkness encompasses you, until a faded mist is all your eyes can see. Suddenly, a flash of blade like teeth comes hurtling towards your throat. With reflexes from years of Skywing-Riding, you parry, the metallic echo of sword on tooth echoing around the dark space. Slowly backing away, you hold your sword in front of you, swishing it slowly as you await what lies in the shadows. You trip over a discarded rock - why do the hatchlings keep on rolling them everywhere? - and lie trembling on the ground, as the stench of death and mold creeps over you as diseased flesh falls over you. Closing your eyes, you open them to find a guardian dragon, its shield deflecting the death that was surely to come while your white dragons pull you back, healing your cuts and bruises. Succeed: Raising your sword, you approach the back of your cave, sword high at the ready. The darkness encompasses you, until a faded mist is all your eyes can see. Suddenly, a flash of blade like teeth comes hurtling towards your throat. With reflexes from years of Skywing-Riding, you parry, the metallic echo of sword on tooth echoing around the dark space. A mighty earthquake shakes the cave, and the zombie stumbles, falling to the ground, growling with sheer jealously that you breathe, while it does not. You click your fingers, and an army of reds, magmas and many more come down, lighting the shadows with their natural glow. "Now!" you yell, and a torrent of hellfire and brimstone showers down upon the zombie, before the heat is too much for you, and you run back to the safety of the outside world. When it has cooled down, you return to see a lone tombstone, in a pile of ashes. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2012 You attempt to stab your Magma, however the blade melts instantaneously. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2012 (edited) lol ^ this for a failed nebula hatchling kill message: As you prepare to plunge in your blade you hesitate at killing the pretty star spangled wings and in your hesitation it runs into a niche and hides there. Edit: fixed a spelling mistake. Edited September 27, 2012 by gjhhhhhh Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2012 For a failed Paper: You attempt stabbing [name] but nothing happens as the blade penetrates its body, and you leave the scene with many, many papercuts. For a Neglect: You approach [name] but the closer you get, you figure it's so battered and beaten by the time you reach it, you merely turn around. For a leetle tree: After many attempts to chop the lil' thing down and having it grow back like a weed, you finally resort to urinating on it. For a vine: No matter how many times you slice with your blade, the stupid weed keeps growing back! Share this post Link to post
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