forum food fight

[carstella]

*Runs in with a basket of stale bread and crumpets* *throws said items in all directions* *Uses stealthy ninja moves to escape*

[Darien]

What in the world was that...

[Nanashi]

Those were called ninjas...

 

*Catches fish and drinks blood* Yummy. *Throws the now-dry fish at Darien*

[catlover232]

*ducks as fish flies over head and runs in a cat-a-castale and starts throwing poisoinus catnip exept the catnip does not efect cats, then puts poisoinus catnip in a cat-apult and shoots then throws scm a cat-alog wich has witch spells. then tells scm to turn to the cat-alog about teleporting and then tells scm to teleport over to the cat-a-castle*

[Nanashi]

*Follows her instructions and sits on the cat-a-castle* Nice.

[catlover232]

that's how awsome being a witch-cat is

[Darien]

Throws pies at btoh of them and luaghs as the pies hit them, then runs away luaghing.

[Nanashi]

*Ducks.* Hmm? *Throws dried-up fish at Darien.* Still thirsty.

[Darien]

Ducks the fish. You are, how abou some Klingon blood wine?...

[Nanashi]

No thanks... *Throws another dry fish at Darien* I'm not thirsty anymore.

[Darien]

Ducks and throws pie. Here have some pie with your blood...

[Nanashi]

*Turned back into a black cat and ducked.* You can never catch me! Ha!

[Darien]

Who said I wanted too catch ya?...

[Nanashi]

True. *Throws numerous fish pies at Darien.*

[Darien]

Jumps away After all the only thing I'd catch from you is your fleas...

[Nanashi]

*Eyes turn red.* You did NOT just say I have fleas. *Holds up burning-hot-filled-with-hot-sauce-and-make-of-lava pie*

[Darien]

OK...I didn't say it... your ticks how about that...Euns away fast.

[Nanashi]

*Runs after, turning into a creature who knows no mercy. Throws the pie at him, putting a heat-detector on it* HOW DARE YOU!

[Darien]

Runs about luaghing.Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

[Nanashi]

*Watches the pie slam into him.* Heh.

[Darien]

Eats pie. I'm a dragon did you think that would do anything too me little kitty...

[Nanashi]

I put a mouse bomb in the pie. You'll turn into a mouse soon!

[catlover232]

And cats eat mice!

[Darien]

Spits out the mouse in time. That right cats do eat mice so you can have this one back....

[Nanashi]

I said mouse bomb. Hey! Look at your tail!