What not to say to a Newbie

[UmbreWulf]

Wrap it up and leave it in front of the giftee's cave. Don't forget a big, shiny bow.

 

How do I change my avatar? (Funny, I just changed it. Maybe I'm forgetful.)

Edited April 22, 2012 by UmbreWulf

[DarkVioletCloud]

You punch your face until you get a new look.

 

How do I receive a gifted dragon?

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

Go on hiatus for a month or two.

 

How can I get a Spriter's Alt on my scroll?

Edited April 22, 2012 by HawktalonOfRiverClan

[UmbreWulf]

Paint your dragons. TJ sells the special paint but you need the secret password to buy it.

 

What is a sprite?

 

 

[DarkVioletCloud]

Sprite is a type of soda.

 

What is a pixel?

 

(Teehee random colors! )

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

An alternate spelling of pixie, after the Typo Fairies got to it.

 

How do you post an image?

[fallen_leaf]

Print it and send it by mail.

 

What is a Dorkface?

[Herk]

You.

 

How can you customize your forum title?

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

A really nerdy dragon. Ninja'd.

 

By PMing yourself.

 

What's cavetime?

Edited April 22, 2012 by HawktalonOfRiverClan

[lulubelle00]

I'm afraid you misread that. Its ravetime. Someone in a tofu hotdog suits appeared on your scroll. If you click on it, your dragons begin to dance and the next day they are in a really be hangover.

 

How do I become a mod?

[ticonderoga2]

Just tell people of the stuff they do wrong, and the color of your username will magically change.

 

How do I trade eggs with others?

[fallen_leaf]

PM the people you want to make an agreement with, then meet with them in a nightclub to perform the trade. Don't forget your eggs!

 

What is "Splash"?

[TLOSpyrogirl]

The name of the kiddie pool for hatchlings.

 

Why is there a tombstone on my scroll?

Edited April 23, 2012 by TLOSpyrogirl

[tigerra79]

You left your scroll in a graveyard. Oops.

 

Why is there half an egg on my scroll and does it have anything to do with the omelette I had for lunch?

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

It has everything to do with your omelette. Haven't you heard? Dragon-egg omelettes are all the rage these days.

 

Where can I get a Frill egg?

[James1011]

Time Travel back to the 90's and paint a dragon egg green with orange filigree.

 

 

Where can I get a CB Gold Wyvern?

[brisingrrider1]

Grab a normal eggy and spray-paint it gold.

 

How do you get a Guardian of Nature?

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

The Wilderness. Every so often, a CB egg will pop up there. Just keep an eye out. Ninja'd.

You trade for one, and if no one's offering, go kill an adult of each of the trios.

 

How do I give my dragon a name?

Edited April 23, 2012 by HawktalonOfRiverClan

[lulubelle00]

Scribble the desired name on a piece of cheddar cheese that is exactly 497 days old.

 

What does CB stand for?

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

Coal Block. It's what Santa Dragon puts in the stockings of little hatchlings who misbehave.

 

Where's my Zombie? It was on my scroll a minute ago.

[casprrr]

It wandered onto my scroll. If you want to keep zombies on your scroll, you need to use a zombie lock.

 

Will my egg hatch with a 12/1/1 count?

 

 

[Terahlyanwe]

Oh, definitely! As long as it isn't caveborn.

 

How long till my adults get old and die?

[Denwayasha]

That depends on what you're feeding them. They survive best when eating a diet rich in fruits, vegetables, grains, and live My Little Ponies.

 

Can I have another scroll?

[Herk]

You can only get a new scroll when your old one is full. You'll need at least 100 whiptails, terrae and zombies each.

 

How do I get a balloon dragon?

[Emeraldmay]

By hollowing out an egg and filling it with helium :

 

What is a leetle tree?