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What not to say to a Newbie

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The biome where you get your magi dragons (also known as the Netherlands or Oranjenburg)

 

What kind of egg is this 'This egg has a faint green glow around it.' ?

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It's toxic. Back away now, unless you have already touched it. If so, you will die in a few minutes. Sorry.

 

Why won't my Holidays breed?

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Christmas is a holiday for children. Do you know what breeding involves?!

 

Why are there no male snow angels?

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Because angels can only be female so snow angels can only be female.

 

Why can't I summon a GoN with my electric dragon?

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Because you need an Ember and a Winter dragon as well.

 

Why are there chickens in the cave?

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You need a pen dragon first - if you have both you can play RP's in the forum.

 

Why do people post ninja.gif in every thread?

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Because ninjas are invading the world, so everyone is ninja.gif 'd.

 

Why can't I harvest obsidian dragons with my geode dragon? (MINECRAFT! xd.png)

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Some develop an egg-allergy, some move to flats where eggs aren't allowed and some just don't like cracked eggs and leave them behind when they go on vacation.

 

I accidently killed my egg - can I get it back?

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Breed any regular Dino with Nyan cat.

 

Why can't I eat my Cheese dragons?

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Because you have to kill your cheeses first, then harvest the cheese. (Ooh, yummy General Cheddar!)

 

When is the next dragon release?

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The release comes whenever TJ gets 1,000 pm's saying you want one. each person can send him up to 50, so that not one person tells him all of them GET TYPING!!!

 

What is egg spam?

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A very special version of canned luncheon meat.

 

Why was I warned?

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Because you didn't ask before stealing an egg from the main cave.

 

I gave a futuristic description for my dragon! Why it was rejected?

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Because the Datamonster can only be the futuristic dragon. No questions asked. *puts on shades*

 

How do you kill a dragon?

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You should check your spelling - it's sick nature and describes the character of HFW.

 

What is PB?

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Peanut butter. It has absolutely nothing to do with lineages, but dragons love it.

 

Why does it say the AP is blocked? And what is the AP anyway?

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The AP is the Amazing Pie. The other feasting players are blocking you and therefore not allowing you your slice.

 

Why is that one Tinsel pink?

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Because he's really shy and blushes everytime you look at him.

 

How do you gift a dragon?

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