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You stand out in front of the cave and yell loudly "Here, Draggy, Draggy, Draggy!" and make kissy noises.

 

How do I get the ARK badge in my signature?

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You have to build a scale model of Noah's ark and then gather a male and a female of every animal on the Earth into that ark In alphabetical order

 

Im already on plankton

 

 

How do I get this datamonster and lagmonster dragon?

Edited by penguin_adu6oo

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In the Wilderness, there's a one-pixel-sized egg, it's randomly placed on the page, and it's position changes during every :05min drop. That one is the Lagmonster, and the Datamonster is also found this way, but in the Graveyard.

 

If CB eggs have no parents, where do they come from?

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(Thats actually a good question....)

 

They grow from cabbages

 

Why wont my dragons breed with my turpentines

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because you need to bathe the turpintines first

 

Why can't I find the dragons I want?

Edited by brairtrainer

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Because the dragon you want is hidden behind the others, as if it is shy.

 

How many dragons fit on a scroll?

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As many as angels will fit on the head of a pin.

 

I clicked on an egg and it said "You can't seem to find the dragon you are looking for." Where did it go?

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To the first star on the right and strait on till morning laugh.gif

 

 

If I over do the veiws on my dragons why do they die?

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They died from ALL the attention! Moral of the story: Keep your dragons in a dark, dusty cupboard, away from views X3

 

Why are there some hatchlings that never seem to grow? (reference to frozen hatchies)

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Because they never want to get married and have kids. X3.

 

Why did my gold die after I used earthquake?

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The presure of the shaking made it have a heart attack

 

is there I rescue home for lost dragons? rolleyes.gif

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Yep. The TJRHFLD* Dragonhold. It's just down the road thataway.

 

(* TJ'S Rescue Home For Lost Dragons)

 

Why do some people have patches of fog on their scrolls?

Edited by Lagie

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Becouse they like to get lost

 

how do I check to see if the baby dragon has run away?

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Just look in the crib. Empty crib = run-away dragon!

 

I just picked up an egg from the cave, but it's not the one I wanted. Why do I have to wait five hours to abandon it?

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because if there are to many eggs on the abandoned pile, the bigger dragons will come and eat everyones eggs and hatchlings.

 

what are alts? how do i get them?

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Search eBay for alts; you'll find many of them there. They're anything that's not normal.

 

How do I move my dragons around on my scroll?

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It's the rarest of all dragons that shows up in a special secret cave once a year. The time is different for every user, down to the last second. The secret location is on the map and is one pixel by one pixel big.

 

What's a Stairstep?

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It's the last place you put your foot when going up or down a staircase. Watch out for the misfit pygmy on that one! ohmy.gif *hears thud*

 

My dragons have a mind of their own and are moving when I haven't moved them. What's happening?

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They like ballet, so they dance around and stop after awhile.

 

Whats a CB? And is it a disease?

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Yes and it is contagious and will kill all of the dragons on your scroll AND you...

 

Why is Dragcave a cave?

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Well, their bright, shiny colors made them easier to spot, and they were caught too often, so now the wild ones've begun disguising their eggs as Spitfires, Whiptails, and Neotropicals in the hopes that noone will pick them up.

 

If Papers and Cheesies can't breed, then where do their eggs come from? blink.gif

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cheese enchant cheese and paper enchant paper

 

How do you become a Mod?

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Trade TJ for ten cheese dragons and five GoNs. Then say "I'm a god" and you will be a Moderator.

 

How can I logout?

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