What not to say to a Newbie

[HollyTheColliegirl]

Their plastic surgeon didn't do a good job.

 

Why did my vampire egg repulse?

 

 

[Heartsmith]

it turned out ugly and brain damaged

 

 

why are adult dragons tall

[NovaEcto]

They're all distantly related to Slenderman.

 

Why are gold dragons gold?

[Heartsmith]

they falled into a lake of gold paint and they adapted the color gold

 

 

why do dragons have scales

 

[Herk]

To measure things of course.

 

 

How can I see Ultraviolett dragons?

 

 

[NovaEcto]

With an ultraviolet light.

 

Why do mint dragons lack wings?

[Heartsmith]

they think there to sexy for their wings

 

 

what is a dragon

[NovaEcto]

they think there to sexy for their wings

 

It is a conversation that continues forever.

 

Should I feed my dragon a piece of cheese?

[Anarya-Ameana]

Only if you want to make it a cannibal...

 

"Can I bread my dragons?"

[Heartsmith]

yeah find him a special buddy lol

 

 

why do dragons eat people

[Lagie]

Because it bothers them that we make mistakes when we're writing. They figure it's easier to eat us than to teach us proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

 

Why can't I search for my posts any longer?

[Dragonshadows]

Because a bunch of lurid penguins hacked into DC and changed the settings.

Why can't I catch any Tsunami dragons?

[Heartsmith]

you can you just have to wait until a tidal wave comes

 

 

why are dragons different colors

[chee]

The color they are depends on what color you paint their eggs, I suggest getting lots of Easter egg coloring kits.

 

Why is there a chicken on some peoples scroll?

[Lagie]

People get hungry in the night and need a snack, you know!

 

Why did I get this message when I clicked an egg? "Try as you might, you cannot seem to find the egg you are looking for in the abandoned area." The egg was right there under my cursor.

[j7m7c7]

The egg knew you were going to hatch it...

 

 

Why did the egg die when only 30 people clicked it?

[Heartsmith]

he got a heart attack

 

 

 

why do dragons die when people view them

[Takhesis]

Because some views are actually Death Stares.

 

 

Why does my female dragon refuse all the male mates?

[Heartsmith]

how should i put this ummm........ oh she isnt interested in males but maybe females

 

 

 

 

why do hatchlings grow wings

[OrbiterSpore]

You did name them all Peter Petrelli, didn't you?

 

Why my dragons are all unnamed again?

Edited May 31, 2012 by OrbiterSpore

[casprrr]

Dragon names must be 15 characters long and contain at least one number and one special character. Otherwise, the names will disappear after 24 hours and you have to try again.

 

I want a Stripe, but whenever I click on an egg with brightly colored markings, I get a Spitfire. How come?

[WinterWhisperz]

Because your hunting at the wrong time, you can only get them at midnight in each time zone, so you have to have perfect timing, thats why many people can never get a cb stripe.

 

Why are there chickens in the cave?

[DeathCry]

We're using them to keep the Basilisk away. They seem to be affected by the hens too.

 

 

Every time I try to kill my dragon, it keeps dodging my blade. How do I do the final deed?

[Lalasa]

You tie up the dragon using spell-bound iron chains. Then you get a chainsaw. "Nuff said.

 

How do I get a Guardian of Nature?

[Heartsmith]

find the god of nature to make one

 

 

 

 

how do i get a dragon egg