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What not to say to a Newbie

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Because they aren't supposed to be-- They're actually huge, face-eating monsters that have a curse on them made by a witch. They now look terribly cute for such an ugly thing.

 

 

What is a DC?

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At Starbucks, next to the brownies.

 

Why can't I have two scrolls: one for my mints, one for everything else?

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No, you just need to spray paint him!

 

What's an IOU?

Edited by dangershy

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It's a fluffy type of dog with wings

 

 

How do I stop soft shell?

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Shellac your egg the moment it's laid.

 

How do I turn off flood control?

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yes out in the artic where the plum tree grows laugh.gif

 

 

How many eggs can one dragon breed?

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Depends on how many times the dragons actually mate.

 

Why did my egg get sick?

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It had obviously caught it from another egg.

 

Why can't I get a dino?

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Dinos aren't dragons, silly. You can't get them in a dragon cave.

 

My egg has a hole in it; is that bad?

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Yes, but you can fix it with duct tape and zip ties!

 

Why can't I name my dragon Bob?

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they didnt want that name because is close to sponge bob

 

 

why do dragona have wings?

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Because they are chickens in a dragon suit.

 

I forgot my password! What do I do?

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Beg the password thief for it back, duh!

 

Why don't my dragons eat anything?

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They eat their nails for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Those poor things. They even steal food from stalls and try to obtain it from anywhere, even killing other dragons, hence is why when you leave your hatchlings or eggs unattended, they die because they cannot defend themselves from the other dragons which will wait seven days to pounce on them.

 

 

What is CPA?

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Crazy People who love Alligators

 

How do I descrtibe a dragon?

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a fat reptile with useless wing that they use to fly not to mention they eat their owners if you dont be nice to it (lolz)

 

 

whats a administrator?

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They administer vaccines to your dragons so they don't get sick when you neglect them.

 

 

Why are there different colors of Ridgewings?

Edited by HollyTheColliegirl

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Because DragonCave wants to find out which came first: the chicken or the egg?

 

I'm staring at my dragon, so why isn't it getting any views?

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