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Because it doesn't like the way you smell and it can hold its breath a long time.

 

Where do I get a pink Pumpkin dragon?

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On 10/26/2021 at 3:16 PM, SomeRandomCorviknight said:

 What's Halloween?

 

The time of year when unsuspecting dragons are sacrificed in grim rituals by human beings in order to ensure a plentiful autumn harvest. Or something like that.

 

Speaking of harvest, why aren't any Pumpkin dragons showing up in the Haunted Harvest game? I keep growing pumpkins for them to live in.

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you need a wooden door, a bed... wait, that's minecraft.

 

How do i get energy in the harvest faster?

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Because you need a mole for that, maybe try to use a mole-Attractinator?

Why there is those weird pixel-art thing who appear around when I'm visiting my dragons? 

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Don't worry, we specifically designed those to worry and annoy users who don't like miniscule change.

 

Why did the halloween event have to end?

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Because the staff doesn't understand that is the most important holiday of the year and because they don't love us enough. 😥 

 

If the Halloween release is iridescent dragons, will the Christmas release be brown dragons?

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No, they'll be red and white like santa.

 

Why did my Pitfire dodge being exalted?

 

 

 

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Because you were trying to make it more hateful. It's not an ant-vaxxer.

 

Why do the new Halloween hatchies look like seahorses?

Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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Seahorses are really scary! Can't you empathise with shrimp?

 

We need more biomes. How can I get more added to the cave?

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Beg TJ.

 

How long will we still be able to get Halloween eggs for?

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forever! halloween never ends!

 

I want to be able to catch pokemon as well as raising dragons. How can i get that added?

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So long as you're willing act as a life-long rebel against Nintendo's copyright system, we can add Charizard into the Volcano, no problem!

 

How do I get an egg?

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Squeeze a dragon's flanks hard.

 

Why are the AP Halloween eggs reverse aging?

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When the AP times get a little bit too low, we slather anti-ageing cream on all the eggs to preserve them. It works a little bit, as you can see here.

 

How does the Galsreim lunar system work? I don't get it.

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Neither do I.

 

Why can't I influence the egg I just picked up from the AP?

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Some eggs are like that. Be a good parent and respect its chosen gender. 

 

How do I get to the wilderness?

 

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Second star on the left, and straight on until the morning.

 

Why is my scroll saying I'm overburdened?

 

Edited by Quinney

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Because you put all your eggs in one basket.

 

How do I get a new Halloween dragon?

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Reverse time or catch a CB Staterae or 2G Saltkin.

 

Why does this hatchling stare at me all the time?

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It doesn't like your haircut.

Why is this dragon a salt? Who tried licking it to find out the taste?

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Try cracking the egg open. All the salt will pour out if you do it!

 

What's a Hellhorse?

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*stares narrowly at you in Horse*  =. .=

 

Why do we have to click on so many dragons to read the Encyclopedia?

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Because it's an en-click-opedia.

 

I need a CB Halloween now. How do I get one?

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