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There was originally more, but people made too many amogus jokes.

 

Speaking of amogus jokes, why can't i name my dragon "red"?

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Because the red dragons claimed the word and threatened to toast anyone trying to use it as a name.

 

Why can we only have three Guardian of Nature dragons?

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It's faking it, waiting for the time to escape.

 

Why those dragons that refused or aren't interested in each other when try to breed them aren't available for breeding with another mate right after refusing that first mate? Why wait a week in such cases if they didn't actually had any interaction?

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Uh oh, sounds like your dragons have too much individuality! Use fertility to get them to comply with your demands produce an egg. You will have better luck this way, trust me!

 

How do I become a mod?

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Just start policing people for impoliteness in the Suggestions section.

 

When are they going to update the Misfit pygmy sprites?

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Right after they update you. Good luck!

 

How do I get more than 100 shards a week?

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Get dummy eggs from the AP and sell them to the Market system.

 

Can a hatchie breathe well surrounded by fog?

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No, TJ spends loads on asthma puffers for them each year, it's the no 1 cost of running the site.

 

 

 

Why is the cave time different to actual time?

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Because the nocturnal dragons are eager for the night to arrive sooner and last longer, and the diurnal dragons object to having their time to bask in the sun encroached upon.  So like in Equestria, there are dragons to raise and lower the sun and the moons to keep the peace. Now go watch Mune.

 

Why is my Jade Gemshard worthless for trading?

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Because you've got your computer settings wrong.

 

Why is my Nhiostrife egg still refusing to hatch at 1 day 16 hours?

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What a naughty dragon! Quick, use your Green dragon to gently coerce it out of its shell.

 

How do I personalise my scroll?

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Put stickers on your screen.

 

Why was Silvi's Lair filled with Pink eggs yesterday and Red eggs today?

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Because it's Official Warm Colours appreciation week!

 

Why can't hatchlings grow up at 5 days?

Edited by SomeRandomCorviknight

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Because they are not legally allowed to become adult dragons until 4 days. The law simply forbids biological maturation.

 

How can I extend my growing dragon's life?

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Extend it's lifetime? hAVE You TRIED <insert multi level marketing scheme here> shucHFEUSKHDCUIEHDFUHDFHJKAMBfve

 

 

 

Why can't i name my dragon "ιᖴ𝕠𝓔丂𝔽Ƒ𝕒ᗴ💜ρϱΔ₉⁸Ă௹₿"   ?

(it's pronounced joe)

Edited by SomeRandomCorviknight

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TJ does not share your love for exotic fonts and symbols.

 

Will we get to have the dress up the dragon Halloween event again?

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Only if you're good! Now, get back to your parsnip patch, Galsreimer.

 

Why are there no eggs in the Halloween biome?

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Because you didn't get there quick enough.  Go back earlier tomorrow.

 

How do I get to keep my egg clutches?

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Because they think they're magicien, but the truth is that they're not. But shhh, don't tell them or it would hurt their feelings :c

What is a "spiral lineage"?

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It's the order in which you place your dragons to keep them eating one another.

 

How do I get an Undead dragon?

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you make sure it's not dead! Just dont let it die, and it will turn into one!

 

 

Why can my celestial only Corporealize every 30 days? 

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