What not to say to a Newbie

[Lagie]

To test your patience.

 

Why can't I breed a pink sapphire?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because the eggs have to be magically attacked by wild Teracorns.

 

Why are Cantos so hard to find?

[Lovecats]

On 7/16/2021 at 3:38 AM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Scottish ancestry.

 

There's these beasties called Tatterdrakes. They're mean.

 

I have two eggs with the same egg description, but they're different breeds. Why?

 

That's it, though! They simply don't have enough violence in them. 😇

 

What do you mean? I see them all the time. Hope this helped. 🤗

 

My dragon has a weird code. What does this mean???

Edited July 18, 2021 by Lovecats

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

On 7/18/2021 at 2:27 PM, Lovecats said:

What do you mean? I see them all the time. Hope this helped. 🤗

*glowers at Lovecats*

It was laid in the low prestige side of The Cave, next to the messies. The others around it were in awe.

 

Why can't I locate this Omen Wyrms's face?

[Lovecats]

You should stand in front of the Omen Wyrm, next time you meet him. This should help you see him more clearly.

 

Whats a BSA and where can I find one?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

A Bronze Sunsong Amphiptere - you have to click on a Sunsong Amphiptere egg in the cave precisely as DC night turns into day. 

 

My dragons refused to go near each other. How do I get them to be friends again?

[Lovecats]

You have to sit both of them down and help them with a little *dragon psychotherapy* to recognise what went wrong so they can reunite. Maybe it was something about what the other said or maybe it stems deeper from something that went wrong in their pasts? If so, you have to explore this deeply with them and teach them to accept and heal. Or maybe they simply need to learn how to have safe, respectable boundaries to connect. No two dragons are the same, so good luck in figuring things out between the two of them!

 

What's a Shallow Water dragon? I already have a Water dragon - why would I want to make it shallow?

 

 

[casprrr]

Because it's not a deep thinker.

How many dragons does it take to fill a scroll?

[_Ro_]

All dragons on the second page and beyond have been eaten by your first page.

 

 

How do I earn shards?

[Lagie]

Break your drinking glasses and save the pieces.

 

Where do I find a spotted teal egg?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They have random egg descriptions with word 'spot' in them. You have keep clicking until you get the right egg.

 

What's so special about a Staterae anyway? 

[Lovecats]

Staterae are an elitist and hard-to-breed species of wyrm only the most privileged of dragon cavers can enjoy. They can do cool things such as produce more Stateraes (only once in a blue moon) and regurgitate philosophical quotes on existentialism. What grand dragons they are! Every member of the aristocracy needs a Staterae.

 

Where can I get a Staterae?

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

By believing you can as hard as you can.

 

All the chickens I hatched are hens. How do I get a rooster?

[Lovecats]

Getting a rooster is just like how you get a reborn Pitfire. You must kill your hen for it to be reborn as a rooster. Give it a try!

 

How do I know when I am no longer a newbie?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

When TJ09 acknowledges your existence.

 

Why does this dragon have wings instead of legs?

[Spiteful_Crow]

On 8/9/2021 at 8:10 AM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Why does this dragon have wings instead of legs?

 

Because it got too lazy to walk.

 

Why do I always see the same people reply to each other back and forth on the forums? ; p

 

I finally got my third GoN. Why can't I have any more?

 

On 8/19/2021 at 5:56 AM, Lovecats said:

Because you are naughty! Naughty naughty! No 4th GoN for you!

 

D :

 

*hangs head in shame*

 

Edited August 20, 2021 by Spiteful_Crow
(update shenanigans)

[Lovecats]

Because you are naughty! Naughty naughty! No 4th GoN for you!

 

Quote

Because we're secretly a cult! Welcome! Here's your introductory party hat and mandatory Hazard Protection Suit. Have fun out there.

 

What's the deal with Sinomorphs?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They're other dimensional invaders like Rift Wyrms. So far they've been too powerful to expel back to their home world.

 

10 hours ago, Spiteful_Crow said:

Why do I always see the same people reply to each other back and forth on the forums? ; p

You don't enjoy a good feud?

 

Why are Oracle Wyrms so nosy?

[Spiteful_Crow]

Spoiler

Quote

You don't enjoy a good feud?

 

Don't take it too seriously.  But occasionally it does seem like the same 2-3 people replying to each other in some of these threads and would be nice to see other people participate as well. But a fun feud is fine too.

 

22 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Why are Oracle Wyrms so nosy?

 

Because they failed at Spy Training School and need to put their special skills to use somehow.  

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Why are Oracle Wyrms called Oracle Wyrms? They don't foretell the future.

[a_random_ducky]

They were the original creators of the Java programming language.

 

How am I supposed to obtain a CB Staterae?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Years of intense study of dragon magic or a year of saving weekly earned shards for a Market egg.

 

Why does the new Floret breed make the old Floret breed look so outdated?

 

 

[Lovecats]

Because they are the Floret 2.0. They are sleeker, shiner, cuter, betterer. You should make the switch, its worth it!

 

How much should I pay for the Floret 2.0?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

A CB Wine Floret egg is worth at least 3 CB Staterae hatchlings.

 

Why does the Blazeback description call their flames a defense when they live in the Volcano with breeds of dragons that are equally or more heat tolerant than they are? 

[Chaos Rider]

It's so they can defend their territory against dragons that got too cold in the mountains and thought they'd move to the volcano for some warmth.

 

Why do my Green dragons create earthquakes that are either too weak or too strong?